- Chelsea & Anne
You guys know the drill.
Chelsea's in italics, and I'm in bold. S-xy enough for you guys? Cool. Let's get started n-ggassssss!
NO STHAP
I MADE JELLO
WHY YOU SO JELLY
IDK
I JUST AM
SO MUCH JELLY
ERMAGHERD
SOMEONE BRING OUT THE TOAST
THERES TOO MUCH JELLY
WE NEED A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD FOR ALL THAT JELLY
BRING DAT BREAD OUT
MORE BREAD WE NEED MORE
WE HAVE NO MORE
OH MY GOD QUICK WE NEED TO GET MORE BREAD THERES TO MANY JELLY
THERES NO TIME
WERE GONNA DROWN
THE JELLY IS TO MUCH TO HANDLE
ABORT MISSION ABORT
CODE RED
BRING IN THE HELICOPTERS
THROW THE JELLY INTO THE OCEAN
FORGET THE HELICOPTERS WE NEED THE SUBMARINES
NO SOMEONE GET A TANK
NO WAIT
SOMEONE GET OSAMA
RESUSCITATE HIM
HES DEAD
HIS BODYS IN THE OCEAN SOMEWHERE
LONG LIVE THE JELLY KING
F-CK.
GET THE TANKS. STAT
TOO MUCH JELLY WERE ALL GONNA DIE
JELLY APOCALYPSE
WERE GONNA DROWN IN CAPITAL LETTERS LIKE BEN
SOMEONE HELP US
NOOO THE JELLYS GETTING CLOSER
GET THE BREAD!!!! SOME ONE GET THE GOD D-MN BREAD!!!!
HELP ITS GETTING CLOSER TO ME
ITS AN INVASION
ABORT MISSION
SOMEONE GET A BAKERY UP IN HERE
MOM MAKE ME BREAD
SOMEONE FILL UP THEM DONUTS
TOO MUCH JELLY
WERE GONNA DIE
QUICK PLAN B
EAT THE JELLY
GO SOLDIER GO
I CANT EAT IT
IM ALLERGIC TO R-TCHET FOOD
WHY ITS GETTING BIGGER
HOW DOES THAT WORK
MY R-TCHET METER GOES ON
HOLY SH-T ITS ON HIGH
IM GONNA DIE
AT LEAST I DIED SERVING AMERICA
NOOO ANNE
SOLDIER FIGHT BACK DONT DIE WEAK
*eats jelly*
*dies*
*jelly continue growing*
NOOOO SOLDIER
*tries to eat jelly*
*throws up*
*jelly grows bigger and suffocates me*
THE END
And we all live happily ever after.
Well. I'm sorry you had to read that. But, it happened.
I still love you, if you're still alive. Bye!
*twerks*
-Updated- August 8, 2014.
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