~Anne & Chelsea
Just a little note - Chelsea's side of the conversation is in italics & Anne's side of the conversation is bold. All I have to say is that this happens a lot for me... Any way this is a pretty normal thing for me so if this all seems weird to you, you clearly don't understand the friends i have *sigh*. Hope you enjoy reading my everyday text conversations... I really have no idea how our conversations change so quickly. By the way... I know I said a lot of offensive things in this so.. if you're sensitive with religion, don't read this.. I mean, I'm catholic and I don't mean the things I say.. So, I'm sorry. But hey, read if you want. :) Enjoy, thy lovely reader!
DID I WIN YET
YOU WON A BREATH OF AIR
I'M BREATHING AGAIN
YAAAS
BREATHE CHILD BREATHE
*chokes on air*
*slowly backs away*
*twerks*
*starts to turn blue*
*twerks harder*
*falls on the floor trying to gasp for air*
*butt falls off*
*slowly loses consciousness*
*both of us die*
*has funeral on same day video of Anne twerking plays as people enter*
"Chelsea and Anne. Two girls we have come to love very much. But due to their idiocy, we have lost two heroes. There is nothing we can do but mourn for the tragic loss of our friends."
*grave stones*
Chelsea
2001-2014
Died of suffocation. N-gga didn't know how to breathe.
Friends of many, breath of one.
Anne
2000-2014
Twerked too hard. Died of blood loss.
She didn't know how to use a toaster.
*Hadassah and Brianna pop out of no where and draw d-cks on the gravestones*
*Megan flies back from the mainland and sadly twerks in respect on our gravestones*
*Shekinah starts to play a song on the ukulele and softly sings along*
*ground shakes*
*Anne rises while twerking*
"Shh.. Anne. It's okay.. Please, you may lie in peace now." ~Megan
*Twerking dies down*
*Anne collapses*
"YOUR SPIRIT IS FREE NOW!" -Hadassah
*Shekinah closes my eyes*
*spirit slowly rises from the ground eating a cookie*
*twerks my -ss back to earth*
"Come now, Chelsea. We must leave. There are plenty of Oreos and recess in heaven."
"OHH F-CK YOU ALL I'M OUT"
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Storytelling
HumorThe many stories of all genre into one simple Wattpad book. Now, before you decide to read this, do know these were written by six different people who obviously needs to be slapped in the face with an elephant for their idiocy. With that being said...
