Storytelling

Why Are People such Pricks?

Advisory has been a terrible place for me for the past two years now. It's just filled with people who are very unlike me, and who are also rude condescending pricks.

I have the same people in my advisory this year as I did last year, and almost all of them have become louder and ruder.

For example, today we had Career Fair, I was having a wonderful day looking at new careers that were to my liking and having nice and funny people talk about them. Very lovely, in fact so lovely it actually made me consider what I really wanted to do in the future.

So, after our 'sessions', we all headed back to our advisory's before lunch. I walk in, I sit down, pull out my new Jim Gaffigan book, and wait for lunch, I'll start the thank you letters later since I have two hours to finish them. Not a big deal. I get to cruise for the rest of the day and when the final bell rings it'll be the start of an indoor weekend as always.

Of course, it feels like no one wants to use their inside voice, so it feels like I'm at a concert, although the chatter is filled with chopped up nonsense, not beautiful song lyrics that have meaningful words that rock you to the core.

I swear to god, five minuets later this happens.

*loud banging of chair banging into the wall*
*angry stomp*
"You ass!"

I couldn't believe what she had just said! She swore very loudly in front of a teacher! All because this guy had eaten her food. I love food and I'd be angry if someone ate it all as well but seriously!

And you know what our substitute for the substitute said?

"What's going on over there? You two are fighting like a married couple!"

SHE DIDNT EVEN MENTION SHE HAD SWORE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TEACHERS WOULDVE TOLD HER OFF HAD SHE SWORE IN FRONT OF THEM? ALL OF THEM! EXCEPT FOR THIS CHILL TEACHER. I LIKE HER I REALLY DO, ITS JUST SHE DESERVED TO BE TOLD OFF.

Okay whatever just one word I guess , not too much of deal I suppose. I'll just head to lunch, hang out with my buddies. Make sexual jokes, laugh at Hada-chan's terrible puns because my sense of humor is too wide, yada yada yada...

Hello! Advisory again. Better start on that thank you letter I suppose. It was easy to write though because I really meant what I was saying. It's so much easier to write what want instead of what you need.

I easily breeze through this one, a full page thanking the speaker for coming to talk to us. I told him about how I had an interest in drawing and animation and so on. I felt rather good, despite all the noise going on around me. I think I had deserved a break you know. I had finished 3/4 of the work I was supposed to, so yeah let's read about Jim again.

A few minuets go by, and all I hear are these pricks trash talking each other, using chopped up sentences because fuck they don't know how to properly speak English. But anyway, another substitute brings in these cookies and immediately all of the pricks jump up at once to see the food that has arrived.

There was a nice girl who I had been sitting next to for the past two weeks or so, she went over and brought over the tin holding the cookies to the table we had been sitting at and set them down in front of me since I hadn't jumped up and gotten any cookies.

Right as she sets them down the ever so aggravating prick "swaggers" over, GRABBING RVERY LAST COOKIE IN THE GOD DAMN TIN. I looked up from my book and the Fucker could barely hold everything in his tiny little hand! He's really short and skinny yet he acts like an NBA Allstar, the wanker!

I swear too god he was playing basketball for our advisory team, he and everybody else was terrible, and he goes back to class ranting to our actual teacher saying they need to change the ref, who was another kid!

OF COURSE HE'S NOT GOING TO CALL EVERYTHING AND OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO MAKE MISTAKES.GET OVER YOURSELF, LIKE YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER.

He's got such an attitude, how the fuck can any girl date this wanker? He walks around like he's such royalty, when in reality he's nothing more than a filthy peasant.

I honestly hate this guy.

And yes, I know hate I strong word.

That's why I used it.

noun: hate
1.
intense or passionate dislike.
"feelings of hate and revenge"
synonyms: hatred, loathing, detestation, dislike, distaste, abhorrence, abomination, execration, aversion

Yeah, I hate him.
And I feel sorta bad because he's this jackass, and then everyone else is tolerable except two other girls. He just makes everyone act like him, which then turns everyone into really rude people. I'd like to thank god for those other 5 people who sort of put up with this bull. They're much more accepting of it than I am though, so I'm still on another level of 'god this is annoying'

This is weird, I've really only ever ranted to my mom. She's really good at listening to my family rant. We're also good at listening to her rant. We're very good ranters actually...

Anyway. That's all. Danke!

Oyasumi! Sweet dreams and a prosperous life to you!
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