Why, hello there, it seems that you landed on my story chapter.. or.. what the hell you want to call it. Welcome into my brain.
LETS TWWEEERRRKKKKKKKK. YASSS GAGA.
What rhymes with orange? Borange? Wait. Sh-t. Thats not a word. Crap.
I'VE BEEN OBSESS WITH READING 5SOS FANFICS. IT CAN'T BE NORMAL. GUYS I'M SCARED.
HOLY SHI-
WHAT DAFAQ I THINK I JUST SAW LIGHTNING.
I want tacos. Like. Now.
THERES A MURDER SCENE IN MY PANTS.
Speaking of baking. *cough* which was never brought up *farts* I BAKED A CAAAKKEEE. I feel so accomplished that I actually did something today.
I mean, cause I uh totally have a life.. pssht.. pssht.. uh.. ANYWAY.
*PLAYS A RATCHET SONG*
*twerks along*
P.E.N.I.S V.A.G.I.N.A
I wonder who came up with those words.. like did someone just randomly shouted it and it became a word? *googles it*
I came to the conclusion, that I'm abnormal. Like seriously.
But in all seriousness, the real question is.
WHAT THE HELL RHYMES WITH ORANGE? ITS FREAKING BUGGING ME.
- megan
Friday, Aug.8, 2014 - 9:20 P.M
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Storytelling
HumorThe many stories of all genre into one simple Wattpad book. Now, before you decide to read this, do know these were written by six different people who obviously needs to be slapped in the face with an elephant for their idiocy. With that being said...
