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-Chelsea & Brianna

Clearly something's wrong with me seeing as I'm always in these 'chapters'... Honestly this conversation escalated quickly and lasted up to a hour or so.... I need to be put in a hospital. Oh and by the way everyone on this account likes bands so if you don't know who Andy is you probably won't understand some references...

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-Talking about Senpai's haircut-

He still looks good though

Well he's Asian.. They age well. And the fact that he's only 21 helps. I bet you on his birthday he's gonna sing Taylor Swift.

I don't think anyone would pass the chance to sing Taylor Swift on their 22nd birthday

I wouldn't. You will fucking hear me from where ever the fuck I am screaming the lyrics.

Neither would I. Your Senpai will hear you from where ever the hell he is.

My parents will hear me where ever the fuck I am.

They will applaud their daughter and their fantastic screaming skills.

I will be in University and all the professors will hear me scream.

They will send you letters trying to convince you to at least think about applying to their university because of how amazing they think your screaming is.

Everyone will want me at their college for my awesome screaming skills.

Everyone will admire you for your awesome screaming skills. Especially bands.

I will become famous for my awesome screaming skills. I will scream for all the bands.

You'll be the most popular and well known screamer in the world.

I will go down in history with my screaming.

Teens thousands of years from now will read entire history books dedicated to you.

I will impact music today with my screaming.

Everyone will idolize you.

Andy will be jealous of my screaming skills.

Andy will beg you to scream in his songs.

I will replace Andy in BVB!

He will beg you to teach him the proper ways of screaming.

I will deny him and take over for him.

BVB will then be one of the best bands in history!

I will then start a solo career and give Andy his spot back.

You will then be the best artist in history! Andy will still be very, very jealous.

I will buy Andy's love...with paper and Batman.

He will go to you reluctantly and befriend you for your weirdness and ask you to scream him to sleep every night. Every Friday, dinner will be paper. (Only paper)

We will then take the world by storm screaming at all our fans. We will pick up fans by saying how hot our moms are.

You will constantly make Andy dress as his creepy pasta persona you created in exchange for screaming him to sleep. (Inside joke between Brianna and I...)

We will enter our friends houses in the middle of the night scaring the crap out of them in our creepy pasta persona.

Our friends will be terrified of the screaming creepy pasta duo but will still love them despite how annoying they can be.

We will accidentally enter the wrong house and get arrested for breaking and entering.

You and Andy will then scream together and get released because of how angelic your screams were together.

Then as we grow older we will grow more famous. We will hang out with other big bands and our fan base will grow larger as the world becomes more populated.

Your fan base will grow to include everyone in the world, even babies who can be lulled to sleep by your screams. You and Andy will rule the world with your screams and make everyone eat paper on Fridays.

The musical genre will advance from this hip hop crap to screamo.

The only genre of music will be screamo.

Anyone caught singing other genres will be executed.

Anyone who's even remotely interested in other genres will be looked down upon on and eventually beheaded.

We will rule the world and control all music genres. If other celebrities are caught singing other genres they will lose all their money and will become our peasants.

They will have to sharpen all your spoons and be sure that none of your food is touching each other. (No one is safe in my house...All the spoons will be sharpened >:) )

They will also have to provide Andy with all his charcoal and restock all of his paper. They must also work for other band members like All Time Low, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Fall Out Boy, Greenday, Marianas Trench, etc. (It would take forever to type out all bands >_< )

You and Andy will be so idolized and worshiped that God himself will be so impressed and grant you both immortality. He's also your biggest fan and your screaming can be heard from the heavens.

And depths of hell. Satan will turn the fuck up listening to our screams.

The end.

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Honestly this conversation could have gone on longer but I wanted to sleep and Brianna had to finish up last minute homework... Again if you're some how offended with this (I don't see why you would), but if you are I apologize...?

Anyway I have a question. If you could rule the world with someone, who would it be?