SENPAI NOTICE ME!

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OKAY GUYS IT'S ANNE SPEAKING AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THESE SEXY ASS GUYS that you guys probably dont know and my friends here on this page hate.

I'm telling you, THEY'RE FUCKING ADORABLE.

OH MY GOD PLEASE TAKE MY VIRGINITY. Please.

All three of them are related and HOLY SHIT THEIR GENETICS ARE JUST ASDFGHJKLFUCKME.

I'll give them fake names, because duh, I'm not going to publicize them. They're all mine.

YOU NEED HELP ANNE!! YOU'LL SCARE THEM AWAY!!!! -The Turtle

god dammit. to bad ones gay. -jesus

^ Alright, I'll just leave their little side notes there.

So yeah, Jesus' right. One of them is gay. But it's his choice, and I'm not even gonna criticize that. He's still cute.

So the youngest brother, my age, his name is Sharkiesha.
The second oldest is two years older than us, and his name is Latoya. This one is the gender-fluid one.
The oldest one is four years older than me, but damn. He cute. His name is ChocoSwagDaddy324.

And, guess what? That's right, they noticed me. They fucking noticed me.

Not that mushy shit where they confess they undying love for me, but more like they talked to me. It was a decent and simple encounter but DAMN. I cried that night.

Megan knows, she was with me.

ahem its 'jesus' -megan

The youngest brother, Sharkiesha, well, he's my friend. We're pretty close. I found out about his brothers through him, of course, and wow. I can honestly say that thEY CAN TAKE MY VIRGINITY AS THEY PLEASE.
Now, Sharkiesha isn't that well with relationships, so I'm just gonna stay in my lane. That don't mean I'm gonna stop stalking them, though. I have baby pictures. And their house address. No joke.

The middle brother, Latoya, has a boyfriend. But he cute doe. He knows I've been stalking him for a while now.
HE TEXTED ME TWICE.
HE SAID MY NAME.
HE SAID 'Bye, Anne' AND SMILED.
HE WAVED AT ME.
lol okay. I know what you're thinking. Not much, right? WRONG. This means so much to me, man. You don't even know. They probably think I'm just a creepy fangirl BUT FUCK IT, THEY KNOW WHO I AM AND THEY DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT I DO.
Okay maybe a little.

And the oldest one, ChocoSwagDaddy324, he's probably my favorite out of the trio. He's really nice, actually.
I was once helping clean up for band, by taking the chairs back to the band room, and I was struggling with like. Two chairs. And he had like six chairs in his hands without a problem. So he saw me. And he's like.
"Are you alright? I could help,"
And instantly. Wow. Okay. Embarrassing. So then, I'm like:
"Nah, it's okay." And I smile awkwardly.
"You sure?"
"Mhm,"
And he laughs the cutest laugh ever. EMBARRASSING, RIGHT? But wowowow I love you. Pls bear my children.
The second time, Megan was with me. We were waiting for the first act of a concert, which was a shitty school thing winter concert, and the all three came to support, but Latoya and ChocoSwagDaddy324 were sitting near and Sharkeisha was with his friends.
So then, ChocoSwagDaddy324 looks at me and Megan from time to time, talking with his friends with god knows what. And then he stands.

He stands.

And walks over.

To us.

His cologne nose-fucks me. He smells like heaven.

So he and his friends talk for a bit, and ChocoSwagDaddy324 points me out.

"Hey, aren't you Sharkeisha's friend?"

And I wasn't listening. I was too focused on his scent.

"Hm?"

"Aren't you Sharkeisha's friend?"

Now, I know he means "aren't you that chick that stalks us?" Because, yes. THEY KNOW I STALK THEM. PROBLEM? No.

So what do I do? I just smile and nod. He does the same. And HE STANDS THERE. NEAR US. FOR A GOOD. FIVE. MINUTES.
He passes back from one place to another, passing us most of the time. And my god, I can't stop staring.

I really wish I could show you guys my camera roll. Literally every picture is of the Brothers.

-Anne

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