Storytelling

My Grandma Watches Porn

My Grandma Watches Porn

Look Hada-chan Im finally uploding shit!

Now we wait on Sarah!

-Bri

Heeeey. Pay no attention to the title to this little "chapter" my grandma didn't acually watch porn. She just happened to choose random movies on netflix and skip a few parts in said movies to watch the sex scenes.

Only the sex scenes.

Okay, so maybe this is basically watching porn.

But hey, it's not her fault! A womens got needs after all! No matter...how...old.

Jesus Christ, I think I just made myself puke...

Okay, getting back on topic now.

This happened a while ago. A long while ago actually, I remember telling Hadassah and Sarah about this one morning before school and having a huge laughing fit.

(Hadassah and Sarah are two of six co-writers on this account if ya hadn't known that yet..)

Again with the straying off topic thing! I gotta fix that!

Anyways, the first time she did this, and I say first time because she did in fact do this a second time, I think, was a few weeks ago but the memory is still clear is still exceptionally clear, which is rather unfortunate for me. I'd rather not have the image of my grandma watching porn, even if it was soft-core.

It was a normal day, my grandma, sister, and I were just chilling in the living room, my sister and I on our phones and my dear grandma was watching netflix. Normal right?

Correct! It was normal. At least I thought it was until I actually snapped out of the trance I was under because of my phone and payed attention to what was going on around me.

Still staring at my phone, not actually processing what I was looking at, my ears picked up a strange sound. A, dare I say it, somewhat familiar sound.

Moaning.

Lots and lots of exagerated moaning. It was like it was coming straight out of a low budget porno. But it wasn't, even though I thought it was. It didnt become clear that it was from netflix until the sex scene was over and my grandma exited out of the movie and starting browsing for a new one.

After that I kinda just sat there, confused as hell.

When I looked to my sister, her eyes were still glued to her phone so it was clear she didnt notice what just happened.

When nothing else happened, I decided to let it go, to go back to my phone.

Then the moaning started up again.

This time my sister noticed.

She slowly lifted her head up, looked at the tv screen, than looked at me, eyes wide. She literally mouthed what the fuck to me. It was great.

We started watching her, seeing if she did that on every movie she played. Spoiler, she did.

I think at one point there was a chick riding some dude.

Upon observing my grandmother, my sister and I concluded that my grandma is, in fact, a perv. And horny.

Remeber when I said there was a second time?

The second time was just yesterday and it was so awkward!

It was just my grandma and I chilling this time, my sister seemingly disapeared, along with my earphones. Stupid whore.

Anyways, I was helping her find a korean drama because she's old and clearly incapable of doing it on her own. Lazy hag.

Again, seems normal right?

It would of been if all the movies she chose had a very... dirty covers. Each one had asian people making out or clearly in the middle of sexing it up.

I qued each and everyone of them! The netflix account is my dads!

But noooooo, apparently she just had to watch them.

After doing that I got sucked into my phone and ignored everything around me.

Then the moaning.

Over-exagerated, high-pitched moaning.

I looked up at the screen only to find some asian chick getting screwed doggy style.

I looked away.

Looked back, she's blowing him now. (Ew...right after he was in her blegh!)

Looked away.

Looked back, 69ing.

Everytime I looked back, they were in a new position. I honestly dont know why I kept looking back.

What made it worse was the fact that my grandma was leaning forward a bit, taking in everything that went on.

After that, I kind of just made a break to my room, immediately shooting a text out to Hadassah about what happened along with a picture.

So... yeah. This is the story of my grandma watching porn. In the fUCKING LIVING ROOM GODDAMNIT!

Isn't this a great first entry?