"Wrong Numbers"
-Chelsea
Now I'm pretty sure all of you will eventually get a call from someone you don't know, and I just advise you...please don't be an awkward f-ck like me and just tell them they have the wrong number, because I just feel like I f-cked up a relationship. Anyway this story goes back a couple months ago.
So like any other day, I was just minding my own business when suddenly I get this random text from some random dude asking about some girl named 'Beth'. I didn't know what to do so I just ignored that sh-t. I'm pretty sure someone's staring at the screen thinking, "What a dumbass". Well I'm sorry I'm an awkward little f-ck. Looking back on it I really should of just replied saying he got the wrong number...but it's to late for that now, isn't it?
Anyway, he kept calling and calling, and I just thought to myself, "Damn he's f-cking desperate". A couple nights later he finally gave up and texted "Lost interest in me didn't ya! It's ok see ya around." So I just sat there trying to process what happened and then I realized... Did I just f-ck up a relationship?... I mean I couldn't have, right? I mean if this 'Beth' chick gave him the wrong number, she probably wasn't interested... Right?
Anyway after that night I kinda figured he just gave up...
BOY WAS I F-CKING WRONG!!
LITERALLY MONTHS LATER HE CALLS BACK FIVE MORE F-CKING TIMES!!!
SERIOUSLY DUDE WTF! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT GONNA GET LAID IF YOU'RE HUNGOVER THE SAME F-CKING CHICK! IF SHE DOESN'T TRY TO CONTACT YOU SHE'S NOT INTERESTED!!
God I got so annoyed that when I was hanging out with some friends we called him on someone else's phone. Now I'll save that story for another day... Mainly because I just don't want to write anymore.
Anyway goodbye my children, I hope you guys don't do what I did...
~Chelsea
Updated: July 15th, 2014
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