Namjoon: Hey Guys!!
* "Hoseok"/ "Jimin"/ "Taehyung"/ "Jungkook" came online*
Jimin: Wut
Hoseok: yes?
Namjoon: shush and listen
Namjoon: Mother's Day is tomorrow and I haven't decided what to get your mother. Jin's gonna kill me!
Hoseok: omggggg AHHHHH!! I FORGOT TOO!!!
Taehyung: ME THREE!!!
Jungkook: I also forgot, but did anyone actually remember?
Jimin: I think we are all doomed, she's gonna freak out if she finds out that we forgot!! What do we do???
Namjoon: Oh I know!
Hoseok: ???
Namjoon: what if we think of one now, and combine a big gift for Jin! That way, it's gonna save us money and we don't have to give her individually! How 'bout that huh?
Jungkook: That's... a pretty good idea
Jimin: I agree with kookie 😄
Taehyung: What should we get her then? She will slaughter us all if we get her something she doesn't like... remember the oven she got last year? I still have nightmares about it...
Hoseok: yeah, that was Namjoon's gift. He almost didn't make it out alive!
Namjoon: OIIII, IT WASN'T THAT BAD!!!!
Jungkook: So what should we get her? It HAS to be something pink, right?
Jimin: That's a given. What shade of pink though? Light pink? Dark pink?
Hoseok: Hmmmm, maybe we should think about WHAT to give her, worry about the color later.
Taehyung: ok then... oh! How about shoes? She needs those right?
Jungkook: yeah she's gonna slap you with those. We need a gift that she might like, and if she doesn't she can't use it to attack us.
Jimin: Lets bake some cookies for her then!!
Jungkook: We only have one oven, and that was Namjoons gift last year.
Jimin: oooooooh, yeah! Well then, scrap that.
Hoseok: This is one of the toughest and most dangerous decisions we have to make. Any move we do, it can either destroy us or allow us to carry on living. But when will the decision come?
Namjoon: Right now, you dumb horse!! We're deciding what to freaking give her!!!
Hoseok: Yeah, but, what if it's not? I have a creeping suspicion that...
Jungkook: OK BACK TO THE TOPIC WHAT SHOULD WE GET JIN?
Jimin: Maybe something he's always giving us? He probably wants what he's giving us.
Namjoon; What? Beef jerky and napkins? Nonononono
Jimin: no not that!! You know what I mean😏
Hoseok: omg What??!! You don't—
Jungkook: OMG JIMIN
Jimin: yeah
Jimin: we should get him some new underwear!! 😃😃
Namjoon: ...
* "Taehyung" went offline*
Hoseok: WTF JIMIN
Jungkook: R U TRYING TO KILL US??!!
Jimin: No, No!! Think about it, Jin probably might want it, need it, and he can't hurt us with it!! It will at least give us some time to run before he finds another weapon, right?
* "Taehyung" came online*
Taehyung: That's true!!
Taehyung: you're a genius!!
Namjoon: how are we gonna get pink underwear tho? We can't possibly go into a women's underwear store and get like 3 of those.
Jungkook: I also think that we shouldn't get him that, it has been passed around the family for birthdays, Christmas and so on, Jin wants to feel special... we can't give him that!!
Hoseok: WOW, it's lucky he realized, else we would be dead by now.
Jungkook: if Jin knows about our initial decision, he'll kill us anyway so... best to scrap jimins idea.
Hoseok: OMG SO WHAT DO WE GET HIM??!! THIS IS A LIFE AND DEATH MATTER!!!
* "Yoongi" came online"*
Yoongi: Guys
Namjoon: ye?
Yoongi: you do know this is the family group chat right? Jin can read
this you—
Jin: NAMJOON COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Namjoon: AHHHHHHH YOU WERE ONLINE THIS WHOLE TIME???!!!!
Hoseok: OOOOOOOH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOSH!!!! SEE NAMJOON I TOLD YOU YOU HAD A DECISION TO MAKE AND YOU CHOSE TO TEXT IN THE FAMILY CHAT!!!! OMG WE'RE DOOMED!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
* "Hoseok"/ "Taehyung"/ "Jungkook"/ "Jimin"/ "Yoongi" went offline*
Namjoon: Damn kids
Jin: NAMJOON TODAY IS THE DAY YOU MEET YOUR DOOM!!! HOW DARE YOU FORGET MOTHERS DAY!!!!!
Namjoon: No!! Wait!!! What about the kids???
Jin: YOU GAVE THEM AN EXCUSE TO ESCAPE MY WARTH!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ROLE MODEL!!!! YOU WILL DIE, KIM NAMJOON!!!!
Namjoon: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jin: IM COMING TO LOOK FOR YOU NOW
Namjoon: OMG AHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO
Jin: I FOUND YOU~
IM COMING~
Namjoon: GUYS HELP JIN IS GONNA KILL ME HES WALKING TOWARDS ME WITH A KITCHEN KNIF—
* "Jin" removed "Namjoon" from the chat*
* "Jin" has left the chat*
* "Everyone" came online*
Hoseok: told you
Jungkook: oh well...
Taehyung: omg what happened?????
Yoongi: woahhhhh
Jimin: 😶😶😶
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Hi, sorry if the endings a little dark... I kinda scared myself with that one... I'm gonna make a less scary one now!!
Thanks for reading this looooooooooooong scenario, I'm impressed you survived my horrible and boring ideas!!
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