Lift: /shakes/
Jin: woah, what the heck?
Lift: /stops/
Jin: wait what? What's going on? Why isn't the lift moving?
Lift: /lights dim/
Jin: ahhhh I'm stuck in a lift!! Wait... why would it suddenly break down? IS IT CALLING ME FAT?? ARE YOU CALLING ME HEAVY?? YOU KNOW WHAT?? ILL SHOW YOU WHATS HEAVY!! /jumps in lift/
Lift: /shudders/
Jin: YEAH THATS RIGHT!! TAKE THIS!!
/kicks door/
Lift: /moves again/ /lights come back/ /goes down/
Jin: yeah that right, you dumb machine!!
Lift: /stops at level 1/
Jin: WTF?? I'm supposed to go level 20! /steps out/
Lift: /doors close/ /breaks down again/
Jin: ARRRRRGHHHHHHH I HATE THIS SO MUCH!!!
Namjoon: /steps into lift/ lalalalala it's a beautiful day!!
Lift: not anymore sonnn
Lift: /slows down/
Namjoon: ???
Lift: /stops/
Namjoon: wait what?? The lift broke down??
Hmm I'll call for help... /reaches for emergency button/
Lift: not on my watch /button springs out of control panel/
Namjoon: 🤬
Namjoon: sigh guess I'll just call the emergency lift service thingy... /takes out phone and looks for the paper/
Lift: nopeeeeee!! /lights turn off/
Namjoon: WHAT THE F*CKITY F*CK??!!
Lift: /shudders/
Hoseok: oh my god my heart is... oh my god!! Why did the lift suddenly stop?
Lift: /.../
Hoseok: OH MY GOD!! IM TRAPPED!! HELP!!!!!!! OMG!!! WILL I HAVE TO LIVE IN THE LIFT NOW??!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jin: hello, can you hear me?
Hoseok: *gasp* someone knows I'm here!! I'm saved!! /cries with relief/
Jin: okay, I'll just going to press the emergency button On the outside, and you press your one inside, hopefully the lift will work again to bring you to your level. /jabs at button/
Hoseok: /presses button/
Lift: /.../ /shakes/ /slowly moving again/
Hoseok: I think it's working!!
Jin: Great!! Ok now I'm just going t—
Namjoon: Whats all the noise here?? I was trying to repair th—
Jin: NAMJOON NO!!
Lift: /blacks out/ /button self destructs/
Namjoon: whoops.
Jin: KIM NAMJOOOOOOOOON!!!
Hoseok: AHHHHHHH WHY IS THE LIFT BROKEN AGAIN??? OOOH NOO AM I GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOREVER??? NOOOOO— /faints/
Jin: look what you've done!
Namjoon: heh...
Lift: /slowly stops/ /lights dim/
Jimin: ...
Lift: /.../
Jimin: ...
Lift: /.../
Jimin: ...
Lift: /.../
Jimin: ...
Lift: /.../
Jimin: ...
Lift: fine you win /starts moving again/
Jimin: yay!!
Taehyung: why is the lift so slow?
Lift: /stops/
Taehyung: What?
Taehyung: shoooooooot I think the lift broke down...
Taehyung: OMG I'm screwed!! What if I can't get out??
Taehyung: /pause/ wait... what if someone sabotaged the lift to trap me here!! *gasp* maybe I'm a spy in disguise and I have to escape... /kicks control panel/ /control panel springs open/
Taehyung: /tries to rewire the buttons/ if my spy taetae instincts are right... these buttons should create a 3D image and lead me out of this place...
Yoongi: I think I found him!!
Jin: where?? Where's my baby??
Taehyung: oh shoot spy taetae has been discovered!! /smashes glass and jumps out of lift/
Jin: ???
Yoongi: /sleeps/
Taehyung: spy taetae: Mission accomplished!!
Yoongi: sigh I'm so tired, how I wish I was in a dark and cozy place...
Lift: /slows down/ /lights dim/
Yoongi: ohhhhh noooo you don't
Lift: /lights go off/
Yoongi: there's no way I'm sleeping in such a dirty place you freaking— zzzzzzzz
Lift: /slows down/
Jungkook: oh no the lift is... breaking?? Stalling??
Lift: /stops/
Jungkook: oh, it just broke down... nah, this happens a lot when I'm with Namjoon Hyung anyways. /takes out phone and calls for the emergency service thing/
Jungkook: hello? Yeah, I'm stuck in a lift, I think it broke down...
Jin: BABY!!
Jungkook: sorry, please be on hold... WHAT???
Jin: OMG MY BABY!! MY POOR BABY!! DONT WORRY, I WILL SAVE YOU!!! ARE YOU SCARED???
Jungkook: No it's ok this happens a lot when I'm with Namjoon Hyung anyways
Jin: WHAT THE?? NAMJOON!!! THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME YOU RISKED MY BABY'S LIFE?? COME HERE!!
Jungkook: hi sorry, just a neighbour, before i tell you the adress, just... come as soon as possible and uh, expect to see a murder scene upstairs😬😬
Jin: IM GOING TO KILL YOU KIM NAMJOON!!
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Ah this took me so long to write, idk why hahahahaha but I hope you enjoyed it and thanks for reading!! (And watch the video above if you haven't seen it before😆)
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