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BTS when they are lost from their group

Jin: sh*t I'm lost!! /looks around/ well I just need to find one out of 6 members around here
Jin: Hello... have you seen 6 other guys that are not as handsome as me? Well they aren't ugly but they aren't very good looking either. Have you seen them?
Random person: uh no...
Jin: Ha!! I knew it!! Without me, they are not noticeable at all. Anyway... before I go... do you want a selfie?
Random person: umm... I'm good, thanks!
/sprints away/
Jin: oh well, her loss!!
Jin: hello have you seen 6 other guys that aren't as good looking as me around this area?
Random person 2: /calls security/
Jin: ??!!

Namjoon: ughhhh where the heck are they??!! Ahh I think I'm lost...
Namjoon: /thinks/ ok I already told them that if anyone gets lost we just stay at the exact same place... if they listened... they should be tracing back their steps to find me.

20 mins later...

Namjoon: I'm starting to doubt they even realise I'm lost... well only one way left to get them here! /touches rack full of ceramic stuff/
/rack explodes/
Jungkook: /points/ There!! We found him!!
Namjoon: WTH TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG??
Jin: shush Namjoon!! You're going to pay for these things you broke!!
Namjoon: WTFFF ID RATHER GET LOST ALL OVER AGAIN!! /rage/ what did I do to deserve this??
Jin: well we didn't tell you to destroy a rack of stuff, we were about to find you!
Namjoon: ...

Hoseok: AHHHHH OH MY GOD IM LOST!!! WHERE ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS??? WHAT WILL I DO??? WHERE WILL I LIVE???? AHHHHHHHHHHH /freaks out/
Jimin: Hello!!
Hoseok: what the...? How did you find me?
Yoongi: we could hear you screaming from outside of the shop.
Hoseok: oh... was I really that loud?
Jimin: yes
Yoongi: yes
Hoseok: Yay!! Ok let's go join the others!!

Jimin: Ohmigosh!!! I'm lost!! Noooooo! What will I do?
Random person: excuse me, little boy, are you looking for your parents?
Jimin: little boy? LITTLE BOY??!! WHOS A LITTLE BOY?? /kicks stranger in the nuts/ WE'LL SEE WHOS A LITTLE BOY NOW!!
Random person: Ok! I'm sorry! But are you looking for someone?
Jimin: /mochi activated/ I- My friends left me behind... they don't care about my feelings... I'm just a small and scared little mochi...
Random person: Omg they're so mean!! What do your friends look like?
Jimin: well... there's this one guy who dresses like a lady... one that has timberlands... one that is always breaking stuff... one that's— OH THERE THEY ARE!! /points/
Taehyung: Jimin!! We were looking all over for you!! Thank goodness you're saf— /kicked in the face/
Random person: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE MOCHI!! TAKE THIS!! /flying punch/
Taehyung: w-what? I...
Jin: NOOOOOOOO ONE MESSES WITH MY BABIES!! COME AT ME BUTTHOLE!! KISS MY SASS!!
Random person: COME AND FIGHT THEN!! NO ONE BULLIES MOCHI!!
Fight erupts between and jimin is like
Jimin: 😶

Taehyung: What? Where's the members? Ah well /goes on shopping spree but doesn't have money to buy anything/
Taehyung: /runs into BTS who was searching for him/
Hoseok: Whew we found you! Thank goodness!! Wait... what's that basket in your hands?
Taehyung: I was shopping!! Now if you excuse me... I going to get a butterfly dress to match my ladybug one!!
BTS: Oh noooooo you don't /pulls him out of the shop/
Taehyung: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yoongi: Omg wait!! Is this... a dream come true? I'm finally away from the members! I have me to myself!! I can finally sleep in peace!! /runs out of store and into BTS/
Namjoon: see I told you he would try to run from us!
Jimin: Ha luckily we know you too well!!
Jungkook: come on Hyung lets go back! Together!
Yoongi: NO NO THIS CANT BE TRUE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Jungkook: oh no... where are my members? Well I should call them and meet them somewhere. /takes out phone/
Jungkook: /gets tackled from behind and a surprise hug/
Jin: OH MY GOSH MY BABY I FOUND YOU!!! I WAS SO WORRIED!!
Jungkook: how /choke/ did you even find me?
Jin: look at your timberlands' laces!! I installed a pet tracker in case you got lost!!
Jungkook: WTF