Jin: Let me out!! I know you hear me!!
/kicks wall/
Police: What do you want?
Jin: I wanna get out!!
Jin: I was framed!!
Police: oh yeah? How do we know that?
Jin: /pulls out a small picture frame from his pocket/ see? Framed!! /windshield wiper laugh/
Police: I'm extending your sentence to 20 years
Jin: well... that's a BARmmer
Police: I—
Jin: Come on, let's take a CELLfie
Police: 😑
Namjoon: I'm so sick of this place...
Namjoon: Wait!! /touches cell bars/
/bars break/
Namjoon: freedom!!
Police: What do you think you're doing, criminal? /points gun at him/
Namjoon: STFU before I touch you!
/touches gun/ /gun self-destructs/
Police: ...
Police: Umm, go to the front desk and sign yourself out from this horrible place.
Namjoon: Thanks
Hoseok: Nooooooooo!!! I SHOULDNT WASTE MY LIFE LIKE THAT!! NOOOOOO LET ME OUT I WONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN!!
Police: Dream on, criminal
Hoseok: Are you army? /Starts singing daydream/
Army: /comes crashing into prison to bust hoseok out of jail/
Hoseok: SEE YOU LATER SUCKAAAAS!! /rides army like a wave/
Police: What the heck
Jimin: /mochi activated/ can you let me out? Pretty please?? I'm just a
defenseless little mochi...
Police: Awwwe!! Anything for the mochi!! /unlocks prison door/
Jimin: Yaaaay!! Thanks!!
Police: awwwww, no prob— /got punched in the face by Jimin/
Police: K.O.
Jimin: Yay!!
Taehyung: Hey... I got arrested two times in some MVs... they never brought me to a cell before...
Police: Huh?
Taehyung: Yes... and they never showed me how amazing the guards would look!
Police: oh shush... you ☺️
Taehyung: Oh, were you falling for that? Sorry I was trying to break out. Btw you're ugly.
Police: WHAT THE F***??!!
Yoongi: Yas!! This was all I ever wanted... No annoying members that are always singing... no Namjoon destroying stuff... No horrible jokes from Jin... sigh... I could go on and on about how good this place is... omg yas and I'm all by myself, no noise at all.
/sleeps/
10 years later...
Police: /unlocks door/ ok your sentence is over!! Get out!
Yoongi: Noooo I love this place!! Can I stay here??? I DONT WANT TO GO BACK
Police:???
Jungkook: /serves his sentence rightfully/
After 10 years...
Police: Youre free to go buddy, hope you learned your lesson.
Jungkook: Yes sir!
Police: good!
Jungkook: Ok I'll be going n—
Jin: HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
/karate kicks police in the face/ NO ONE IMPRISONS MY BABY!! YOU HEAR ME? Come let's go kookie!
Police: I hate my job...
YOU ARE READING
BTS random scenarios/ MY ONLY SOURCE OF HOLY WATER 🤪😝
FanfictionWarning: This book is basically the purest form of cringe, if you are sensitive to cringe, I suggest you stay the heck away from this book... side effects may include clenching fists, rolling eyes and other habits you won't want to adopt from this b...
