Namjoon: /tries to walk/ yOu KNow WhAt JiMiN????? yOu MiGhT HaVe JaMs BuT YoU mIGhT nOt HaVe JaMsssssss Ya KnOw WhAt I MeAn????????????? /smirks while stumbling/
Jimin: WTF?!
Jimin: nAmJoOn I wIlL aCheIvE JaMs OnE dAy YoU hEaR Me????? AnD
JuNg-*hic* jUnGkOoK I'm nOt ShOrT sOmE ArMyS sAY iM tALleR tHaN SuGa hYuNg oKaY??!! Ahhhhh I wIlL bE tAlL oNe dAy jUst wAtCh
oU— /collapses/
Namjoon: Jimin, you got no jams
Jungkook: *hic* whats this *hic* strange *hic* strange feeling? I feel *hic* feel amaz— *hic* amazing...
Jin: OMG KOOKIE I KNOW YOURE LEGAL BUT MOM WONT ALLOW YOU TO GET DRUNK!! /prys Jungkook's hands away from soju bottle/
Jungkook: /blehhhhhh🤤/
Taehyung: wat dis feeling I feel amazing woah I'm invincible MOM CAN I WEAR MY LADYBUG COSTUME UPSIDE DOWN PLEASE??
Everyone: NO!!
Hoseok: /eyes half closing/ SAVE THE HORSES! I HATE SNAKEU! NO DIRTY WATEREU! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
/eyes close and immediately collapses/
Namjoon: wow that wasn't even one minute...
Jin: JuSt WhAt I nEeDeD fRoM tHiS MoNsTeR fAmIlY!!! /takes straw and starts drinking but doesn't realize that there's no drink, so he's sucking air/ ahhhh tHiS fEeLs Sooooooo GoOd...
/starts talking to soju bottle/
Yoongi: YOU GUYS WOULDNT KNOW BUT I WAS ACTUALLY PLANNING TO KILL YOU CRAZY HUMANS AND RUN AWAY... BUT SOJU IS AMAZING... ILL DO IT ANOTHER TIME I GUESS... AHH I FEEL SOO— zzzzzzzzzzzz /falls asleep/
Everyone: What? 😶
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Ahh, this took me really long to type... but it's worth it tho! Thanks for reading!
Ok bye🤪🤪🤪
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