Jin: Ugh this traffic jam is a bad oneeeee!! It's been 10 minutes and we barely moved one metre!
Taehyung: Mom, I need to go toilet...
Jin: whaaaat?? The next gas station is like... 10 kilometres away! With the jam, it's gonna take us at least 3 hours to reach!
Taehyung: but... mom I'm really urgent!! I can't hold it in any longer!
Jin: JUST HOLD IT IN! IM NOT GONNA CLEAN UP YOUR PEE IN MY CAR!!
Taehyung: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HOLD IT IN FOR THREE HOURS??!!
Jin: I DONT KNOW!! DO ANYTHING BUT PEE!! DONT— /sniff/ WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SMELL??
Taehyung: I pooped.
Jin: ...
Taehyung: /quickly climbs to back of car/
Jin: KIM TAEEEEEEEEHYUNGGGGGGGG
Namjoon: *sighs* we're gonna be here for a while... /cranks up the volume/
Jin: Namjoon!! Not so loud! My ears!!!
Namjoon: /louder/
Jin: I swear... once the jam stops us I'm gonna remove my hands from the steering wheel and you're gonna regr—
Namjoon: /louder/
Jin: NAMJOON!!!
Namjoon: /full volume/ THIS IS WHAT I CALL PARTY!!!!! WOOOOOO!!
Jin: /car in jam again/ /glares at Namjoon/
Namjoon: crap /tries to lower the volume quickly/ /breaks music stereo/
Namjoon: WELL GUESS WE'RE STUCK AT THIS MUSIC VOLUME!!! PARTY ALL THE WAY!!!
Jin: shoot me now please...
Hoseok: oh my god... why the traffic jam? Is there an accident? Is there someone in danger? Oh noooo!!
Jungkook: chill, it's just probably construction works ahead.
Hoseok: oh my god!! What if a crane smashes into us? What if we drive into a hole?
Jungkook: you know what? I think it's a problem with the traffic lights at the front...
Hoseok: OMG!! WHY DID THAT HAPPEN? DID SOMEONE CUT THE POWER?? IS SOCIETY FALLING???? /freaks out/
Jungkook: /facepalms/
Jimin: dam traffic jams... wait... traffic jam... jam... JAMS!! NAMJOON I HAVE JAMS!! FINALLY!! MY WHILE LIFE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT!!
Namjoon: Jams, not traffic jams... well if you had jams you would know the difference but... Jimin you got no jams.
Jimin: WTF
Jimin: I WILL KILL YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP
Namjoon: you still got no jams /sleeps/
Taehyung: I'm bored...
Jin: well that's what you get for pooping in the car
Taehyung: hey that wasn't my fault!!
Jin: Then why didn't you go to the toilet before?
Taehyung: I...
Jin: See, it's your fault!!
Taehyung: ....I... I'm sorry...
Jin: it's ok I forgi—
Taehyung: I'm sorry, I need to pee...
Jin: fml, I'm not even gonna try anymore!!
Yoongi: /sleeps through smell, noise and basically everything happening in the car/
/sleeps all the way through the jam/
Jungkook: Mom, what do you think is happening at the front? Why the jam?
Jin: idk how am I supposed to know? I just want to get away from these people!!
Jungkook: uh ok /goes to back if car and does normal stuff like listening to music and texting./ /basically the only normal person/
Jin: Ugh why can't me and Jungkook switch places? My life is so hard... /self pity all the way/
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