Hoseok: guys
* "Jimin"/ "taehyung" came online*
Taehyung: yes hyung?
Jimin: why you text so late
Hoseok: shhhhhhh
Taehyung: why you shushing us you can't hear—
Hoseok: there's a spider in my room...
Jimin: oh.
Hoseok: can someone come over and kill it please?
Hoseok: I'm scared
Taehyung: You're such a BABY!!
* "Jin"/ "Namjoon" came online*
Jin: did someone insult my baby Jungkook?
Taehyung: N-no, Mam!!
Jin: good.
Hoseok: uhh guys can someone seriously come over and help me out? It's almost 11 and I'm not sleeping until it's gone.
Jimin: It's just small...
Hoseok: ... and so are bullets...
Hoseok: ...and jams
Jimin: ...
Jimin: what did you want us to do again?
Hoseok: Theres a freaking spider in my room! I'm not sleeping with it!!!!
Namjoon: we're too lazy... just ask Yoongi, you guys share a room right?
Hoseok: yeah, but he's fast asleep, it's IMPOSSIBLE to wake him up at this hour!
Taehyung: that's true!
Jin: can't you just get like a flyswatter or something?
Hoseok: they disappeared!
Namjoon: huh... wonder who...😏
Hoseok: ...
Hoseok: NAMJOON HYUNG!!!!!!!!!
* "Jungkook" came online*
Jungkook: What the heck? Stop chatting, someone is trying to sleep here!!
Jungkook: Whats going on?
Taehyung: your brother hobi is too scared to sleep because there's a spider in his room. We're too lazy to help him kill it...
Hoseok: HEEEEEEEEY
Jungkook: really? All this noise for that? Uggh what a scaredy horse...
Jungkook: I'm coming over to help you hyung
Hoseok: OMG really??? Thank you sooooo much!!
Jungkook: No prob
Jin: our kookie is so thoughtful... go kookie!!
Jimin: ok goodnight everyone!! Go sleep
* "Everyone" went offline*
10 mins later...
* "Jungkook" came online*
Jungkook: Uh guys??
* "Jin"/ "Namjoon"/ "Taehyung"/ "Jimin" cane online
Jin: Yes?
Jungkook: Hobi hyung is going to stay out of the house for a while...
Namjoon: Whaaaaaaat?!! Why?
Jungkook: I went to him room and tried to look for the spider... but that was when he realized that the spider disappeared from its original place, and we couldn't find it.
Jungkook: Then he jumped and bolted out the door.
Jimin: Oh.
Taehyung: Poor hobi
Namjoon: At least how we can sleep in peace.
Jin: True. We can look for hobi tomorrow
Jungkook: ok then
Jimin: Ok everybody!! Go sleep!! Goodnight!
* "Everyone" went offline*
10 mins later...
* "Jin" came online*
Jin: guys?
* "Namjoon" came online*
Namjoon: our kids are asleep, what?
Jin: idk if I'm wrong...
Jin: But I swear I could feel something small walking across my face when the lights were off and I was trying to sleep...
Namjoon: ...
* "Namjoon" went offline*
Jin: WTF NAMJOON
Jin: COME BACK
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Reminds me of the time when Namjoon said : "Jhope and Jin are the most cowards of our group" Hahahahahahaha
Poor Jin and hobi...
Thanks for reading!!
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