BTS random scenarios/ MY ONLY SOURCE OF HOLY WATER 🤪😝

If BTS was your boss

(Btw Namjoon looks so tall in that pic)

Jin: WHERE ARE YOU??
You: /runs/ sorry Mr princess jin... err I mean Mr P.J!!
Jin: why weren't you here in 10 seconds when I rung the bell??
You: I was in the toilet, Mr P.J!!
Jin: well, I suppose that's an excuse... you're forgiven!!
You: Thank you Mr P.J!! Umm but what did you call me for?
Jin: oh yes!! I need you to help me make a decision!! I have been in a delima since morning!! Ooooh what shall I do??
You: yes, what's the problem?
Jin: I can't decide which eyeshadow to wear!!! Should I wear red or red with glitter??
You: red seems like a better Color on you, Mr P.J!!
Jin: are you saying that the red with glitter one isn't good looking on me?? HOW DARE YOU!
You: Nonono!! Wear the red with glitter one!! The color literally shines on your beautiful skin!!
Jin: but the glitter will be very messssssssssyyyyy!!!!
You: fml

Namjoon: Y/n!! Come into my office!!
You: /opens door/ yes boss?
Namjoon: Why is our monthly expenditure increasing to rapidly? What have we spent it on? As secretary, you should know.
You: well it seems we have been investing tons of money on repair work and maintenance!!
Namjoon: that's fine, but why the sudden need of maintenance?
You: well... you know how you launched the "walk around your own office everyday to feel less stress" campaign? Yeah well... it seems that wherever you went and touched... things explode, broke and caught on fire. That's why we need to invest a lot of money on fixes and maintainers
Namjoon: What? Really? How did I not know?
You: well you seem so destructible you didn't even seem to be able to acknowledge that you are the god of destruction.
Namjoon: Dam... I should fire myself!!
You: ...
Namjoon: if I fire myself will you take over my job?
You: wait what??
Namjoon: if I fire myself will you be the boss?
You: what?? I—I can't!! I don't have any experience!!
Namjoon: nah you can!! /fires himself/

Hoseok: hmmm I'm bored... /idea/
Hoseok: Y/n!! Come to my office!! I'm bored!!
You: you called me, boss?
Hoseok: I'm bored... should we play a game?
/smiles/
You: ok!! What should we play?
Hoseok: hmmmm... snakes and ladders?
You: yeah ok!!
10 minutes later...
You: wow! You won again! You're really good at this game boss!!
Hoseok: Haha I was feeling pretty lucky today!! Sigh but I'm sick of this game!! It's getting boring!!!
Hoseok: you know what? /grabs intercom/ Hello my workers! Everyone is done for today! Everyone dismissed!! Have a good weekend!!
You: you're letting us go half a day early??
Hoseok: yeah, so? I'm not like all strict bosses!! And besides I'm bored. I want to go home!!
You: Best boss ever!!!

Jimin: I'm bored... Y/n!! Come into my office!! I'm really boreddddddd
You: yes sir, what would you like to do?
Jimin: you know what... I'm feeling pretty good today... /pervert mochi activated/
You: er what?
Jimin: /takes off coat/ whew it sure is hot in here... 😏 /smirks/
You: errr is the aircon broken? I can turn...
Jimin: you want a... /rubs fingertips together/
You: eewwww nooo!! You disgusting mochi!!
Jimin: no I just wanted to give you a pay rise!! /Rubbing fingers together/
You: ohhhhhhh, well silly me hahahahaha
Jimin: well, we can do that another time tho...
You: /quit your job/

Taehyung: This job is boring!! Y/N!!!
You: yes, sir?
Taehyung: I'm bored! Pass me that saxophone please!
You: right away!! /brings it for him/
Taehyung: Thanks!! /plays it/
You: wow you're really good!!
Taehyung: haha thanks!! I wanted to be a sexy p*rn (sorry I just couldn't type that on my phone 😝) star.
You: a WHAT??!!
Taehyung: a saxophone star.
You: oh...
Taehyung: NOW GO BACK TO WORK!!
You: yesyes

Yoongi: I'm so sick of this
Yoongi: Bultaoreune!!
You: what?
Yoongi: Bultaoreune!! That means you're fired!! Bye!! Sweg!! 3dollars!!
You: ???
You: I wasn't even here for an hour!!
Yoongi: /dances to fire/
You: /leaves/

Jungkook: ok so your office is here, the bathroom is here, and my office is there ok? If I need anything I will ring for you with my bell. Also everyday at 7am sharp you have to serve me a cup of coffee. Use the milk and draw me a rose on my coffee and serve it to me exactly!5 seconds after you're done. You understand? No? Too bad.
Jungkook: oh, and it's already 7.01am. You failed on your first day, you're fired!!
You: WHAT???!!!  WTH IS WRONG WITH THESE JOBS??
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