Jin: /yawns/ ahhhh, what time is it? /looks at clock/ it's 8.30... wait... don't I have a meeting at 9???!!! OMG!! IM GONNA GET FIRED!! /gets up and rushes for work/
Jin: crap, what should I wear?? Pink? Or light pink? Or dark pink? What eyeshadow should I wear?? Red? Or pink??? WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD /gives up/
Namjoon: /wakes up/ y'all why was I woken up?? I WAS HAVING A DREAM ABOUT CRABS!! /looks at clock/ Hm it's 8.30... I have a meeting at 9!! Oh well if I run down and change, skipping making the bed and shower, I might get there in time and have breakfast at the office!!
Namjoon: /gets up of bed/ /goes to closet/ /opens closet/ /closet goes up into flames/
Namjoon: what? WHAT?? WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR NOW?? Shoot I'll just borrow a suit from someone at the office...
Namjoon: /goes to garage/ /touches car/ /car tyres burst/ AHHHHHHH
Namjoon: OMG NOOO THERES NO TIME TO WASTE NO TIME TO WASTE!! /takes out phone and calls for Uber/ /phone runs out of battery/ WTF!!!!
Hoseok: zzzzzzzzz
Alarm: hoseokieeee, wake up!!!
Hoseok: 5 more mins plz? Hoseokie is tired... I wanna go dreamland!!
Alarm: but... you're gonna be late for your meeting!!
Hoseok: zzzzzzzz
Alarm: I'm sorry little hoseokie... but I have to...
Alarm: /RINGGHGGGGGGG RIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!/
Hoseok: OMG WHATS GOING ON??? IS THERE A FIRE?? AM I DEAD??? HOLY SHITEU!!! AHHHHHHHHH WHATS HAPPENING WHATS HAPPENING!!!!
Alarm: you have a meeting to go to!!
Hoseok: AHHHHHHHHH WHY WHY ALARM CLOCK I GOT SO SCARED /cries/
Alarm: I'm so sorry/cries with Hoseok/ I didn't mean to scare my little hoseokie...
Hoseok: *sniff* it's ok alarm but what did you wake me up for again?
Alarm: you only have half an hour to get ready and go to your very important meeting at 9...
Hoseok: WHAT??? AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
/panics/
Alarm: ...
Jimin: /sleeping/ /suddenly wakes up/ hmm I feel like there's something important to go today... /looks at clock/ OH SH*T I HAVE A MEETING TODAY!!! /panics in mochi/
Jimin: So I Guess I'll have to skip breakfast...
Army: /suddenly burst through the door/ oh noooo you don't!!
Jimin: huh??
Army: jimin don't skip your meals!!!
Jimin: but if I don't go to the meeting my boss will fire me and then I'll have no money to buy food!!
Army: awww you're so cute!! Don't worry we packed a granola bar for you!! It's in your bag you can eat it while walking!!
Jimin: ...or running.
Army: quick!!! Get ready for work!! Gogogo! The bar is in that bag over there!!!!
Jimin: yes ARMY!!!
Army: And don't skip meals again!!!
Jimin: thanks army!!!! /waves/ 💜💜
Army: /dies from jimin's cuteness/💜💜
Alarm: /ring ring/
Taehyung: zzzzzzzz
Alarm: /Ring Ring!!/
Taehyung: ZZZZZZZZZ
Alarm: /RINGGGG RINGGG!!!/
Taehyung: zzzzzz... 5 more minutes...
Alarm: f*ck it /jumps off desk to commit suicide/
Taehyung: /heard crash/ OMG NOOOOOO!!! /goes to alarm clock/ why would you do that??
Alarm: you... wouldn't listen...
Taehyung: What? Omg your face is so pale...
Alarm: /cough/ that's my glow in the dark stickers when there's no light... just, go... to your meeting... make me proud!! *gasp*
Taehyung: save your energy, alarm clock, your hands are shaking!!!
Alarm: ... those... that is my second hand...it's always moving...
Taehyung: *sob* don't die on me...
Alarm: I'm sorry, I can't continue any longer... just, prepare for your meeting, make this worth it. *gasp*
Taehyung: alarm clock?? ALARM CLOCK???
Alarm: /.../
Taehyung: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 😭😭
(Well that escalated quickly... sorry didn't mean to write such a sad one... I feel kinda bad now 🥶)
Hoseok: Whose turn is it today?
Namjoon: I have to fix my car
Taehyung: I'm gonna attend my alarm clocks funeral
Jungkook: I need to go for work!!
Jimin: I'm scared...
Hoseok: I think it's Jin's turn
Everyone: yea
Jin: WTF?? Why??? You can't do this to me
Jimin: why? Are you scareddddd????
Jungkook: yeah!!
Jin: what? Scared? Who's scared?? I'll show you!!
Everyone: good luck!!
Jin: /opens door/
Jin: /takes deep breath/ hello?
Yoongi: zzzzzzzzzz
Jin: /glup/ Yoongi...
Yoongi: zzz
Jin: you have to wake...w-wake up...
Yoongi: /wakes up/ WHO. DARES. /grabs knife/
Jin: IM SORRY IM SORRY!! BUT IT WAS HOSEOK WHO TOLD ME TO WAKE YOU UP!!!
Yoongi: Hoseokie?
Jin: /nods/
Yoongi: that's fine!!
Jin: ???
Yoongi: /runs out of room/ HOSEOKIEEEEE!!! Where are you?? 💜💜
Hoseok: YOONGLES!! Did you have a good dream?? now go get ready for your meeting or you'll be late!! 🥰
Yoongi: yes hoseokie!! /gets ready/
Jin: ...WTF
Jungkook: /wakes up/
Jungkook: oh no I'm late!! /takes phone/
Jungkook: hello? Yes Jungkook here. I'd like to call off the meeting scheduled at 9 this morning... yeah my car broke down... I'm terribly sorry. You will? Ok thanks!!
Jungkook: it's great to be da boss /smirks/
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This is what my last brain cell could come up with at 5 in the morning, hope it isn't too cringy and lame for you... well hope you enjoyed it and thanks for reading!!
P. S. I really need to update more regularly 😅😅
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