Warning: This book is basically the purest form of cringe, if you are sensitive to cringe, I suggest you stay the heck away from this book... side effects may include clenching fists, rolling eyes and other habits you won't want to adopt from this b...
ARMYS: Hellooooooo officer Jungkook!! Jungkook: hi... ARMYS: Can you arrest me please? MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH MEEEEE Jungkook: err... I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to arrest anyone if they didnt— ARMYS: /immediately smashes a shop window and breaks in/ Jungkook: WHAT?? Why would you do that?? Army, youre under arrest, you have the right to remain silent and blah blah blah ARMYS: yo I ain't even mad!! This is a dream come true!!! Jungkook: this is happening wayyy too often...
Bad guy: /running/ Jin: Stop!!! Bad guy: Hahahah you will never catch meeee!! Jin: shoot I'm gonna get fired if I don't catch this guy... STOOOOOP!! Bad guy: /running/ Jin: oh wait I got an idea!! Jin: OI!! WHAT SHOES DO NINJAS WEAR??? Bad guy: ... Jin: SNEAKERS!!! /windshield wiper laugh/ Bad guy: /passes out from the sudden attack/ Jin: well I guess he "flip floped" onto the ground /WINDSHIELD WIPER LAUGH INTENSITIES/ Bad guy: *gasp* your face is so ugly... uh... Jin: DOES YOUR FACE HURT?? WELL ITS KILLING ME Bad guy: /dies/ Jin: yay (Argh this was cringe to type out)
Jungkook & Taehyung: /chilling in the office/ Taehyung: hey Jungkook Jungkook: yeah Hyung? Taehyung: I was thinking of the meaning of life... Jungkook: ... Taehyung: I think I figured it out Jungkook: how? Taehyung: you see, life is hard to understand, but the answer is simple, think about it, what else is hard? Pebbles, boulders... but what kind of stone first comes to mind for most people? Rock. And who has been wanting to be a rock in his next life? Yoongi Hyung. See he was hinting to us the whole time that he wants to be a rock in his next life, right? That means ones thing... Jungkook: What? Taehyung: SUGA IS LIFEU Jungkook: OMG YEAH!! WOW YOURE A GENIUS!! WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD!!! Yoongi: /comes into room/ hi, what's going on? Taehyung and Jungkook: OMG YOURE BACK!! HELLOOOOOOO Yoongi: wtffff
Bad guy: /snatches purse/ Hobi & Namjoon: Finally!! An actual crime!! Namjoon: he's headed for the train station!! Ok you run a semicircle around the train tracks and I'll meet you there is exactly 7.15 minutes, according to my calcu— wait!! HOBIII Hobi: /chasing/ Hobi will get that purse back don't worry lady!! Hobi will save the world!! Bad guy: nuh uh you won't! /takes gun/ Hobi: HOBI IS THE FIGHTER OF JUSTICE!! /pulls out sniper/ Bad guy: okok... /drops gun/ you win!! Hobi: that's right... just come with us, you won't get hurt... Bad guy: sigh ok Hobi: you've got the right to remain silent and kee— Namjoon: HOSEOK WHY DIDNT YOU WAIT FOR ME??? /smacks Hobi/ Hobi: /falls forward and passes out/ Bad guy: haaaaa suckaaas /reaches for gun/ Namjoon: OH NO YOU DONT /pulls out bazooka/ Bad guy: sh*t Namjoon: /accidentally snaps bazooka in half/ dam... ARGH WHY DOESNT ANYTHING GO RIGHT FOR ME??!! /stomps on floor/ /ground breaks in half and swallows the guy/ Namjoon: 😳
Bad guy: you're so short you can't catch meee!! Jimin: oh yeah?? /speedy mochi activated/ mochiiii... bounce!!! /hop hop hop/ Bad guy: wtf?? Jimin: /kicks the guy in the face/ Bad guy: ahhhhhh /falls/ Jimin: do I look very short now? Bad guy: n-no!! Jimin: Do I have Jams? Bad guy: ... Bad guy: but officer Namjoon will... Jimin: /punches guy/ Bad guy: /dies/ Jimin: I GOT JAMS ________________________________ Hellooooo
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