(Omg look at Erwins smileeee I'm dead. I'm rewatching aot again 👀)
Do to Hanji leaving their damn laboratory open all the main cadets in the survey corps (Levi Squad) have been turned into babies. Now. Levi is having his breakdown while Erwin seems to be making videos called 'vines' and posting them to the 'internet
9:30 am in the survey corps living room
Erwin: *points the camera at Eren* Eren! say hi vine~
Eren: *waves* hi vine!~
Erwin: *turns the camera to Armin* Say hi Armin!~
Armin: FUCK VINE BITCH!
Levi: what the fuck
Eren: ...what's a bitch? *looks at Levi*
Levi: *chokes on air* cute brat...
Erwin: oh God.
Armin: *lunges onto Erwin* PAPA
Erwin: *falls* HANJI
Levi: pff...
Hanji: *runs in holding Mikasa, Annie, Riener, Bertholt, and Connie.* YES, COMMANDER?
Eren: Mika Mika!
Mikasa: Eren.
Levi: damn. Even as a baby she's still a stone cold b-
Eren: BITCH!
Erwin: EREN
Hanji: SHIT SASHA AND YMIR! Oh fuck and Historia...WHERE ARE THEY
Nile Doc: *runs in* WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
Eren: BIIITCH
Levi: *grabs Eren and runs*
Nile: Fucken Bi-
Armin: Bitch.
Riener: that's gay
Bertholt:....
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