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(Omg look at Erwins smileeee I'm dead. I'm rewatching aot again 👀)

Do to Hanji leaving their damn laboratory open all the main cadets in the survey corps (Levi Squad)  have been turned into babies. Now. Levi is having his breakdown while Erwin seems to be making videos called 'vines' and posting them to the 'internet

9:30 am in the survey corps living room

Erwin: *points the camera at Eren* Eren! say hi vine~

Eren: *waves* hi vine!~

Erwin: *turns the camera to Armin* Say hi Armin!~

Armin: FUCK VINE BITCH!

Levi: what the fuck

Eren: ...what's a bitch? *looks at Levi*

Levi: *chokes on air* cute brat...

Erwin: oh God.

Armin: *lunges onto Erwin* PAPA

Erwin: *falls* HANJI

Levi: pff...

Hanji: *runs in holding Mikasa, Annie, Riener, Bertholt, and Connie.* YES, COMMANDER?

Eren: Mika Mika!

Mikasa: Eren.

Levi: damn. Even as a baby she's still a stone cold b-

Eren: BITCH!

Erwin: EREN

Hanji: SHIT SASHA AND YMIR! Oh fuck and Historia...WHERE ARE THEY

Nile Doc: *runs in* WHAT THE ACTUAL F-

Eren: BIIITCH

Levi: *grabs Eren and runs*

Nile: Fucken Bi-

Armin: Bitch.

Riener: that's gay

Bertholt:....

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