Armin: *shaves half of Erwin's left eyebrow*
Erwin: *screams like a girl*
Ymir: oh that reminds me... I gotta get a haircut...
Connie:....Wut?
Ymir: HISTORIA CUT MY HAIR
Levi: Tch, I only let Eren cut my hair
Mikasa: who was talking to you?
Levi: Shut up your mother buys you mega block instead of legos.
Eren: Levi!
Mikasa: *hides in the corner*
Jean: how does Eren even cut the captains hair??
Rivaille: with this long di-
Eren: SWORD
Marco: His Dick?
Jean: *facepalms*
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