Sope Me - Yoonseok Hybrid AU

Gay af

Warning: 

TWO GAY ASS FRIENDS HANGING OUT AND THE WORD "GAY" APPEARING TOO MANY TIMES 

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"Man, you're gay as fuck!" Namjoon exclaimed, clapping his hands together and wheezing. 

  "I'm not-! Actually, you're right." Yoongi sighed, laughing at himself. Namjoon slapped his thigh with a hand. He'd come over just five minutes ago because Yoongi texted him saying: I may or may not have a crush on someone and I need your help. Of course, the chance of Min Yoongi having a crush on someone was so microscopic that Namjoon sped right over to his apartment so he could interrogate the smaller man. The questions gradually lead to Yoongi telling his bestfriend that the lucky man was Hoseok. 

  "Ugh, I called you over so you could help me, not laugh at my suffering!" Yoongi whined.

  "Oh my gosh- okay, okay." Namjoon caught his breath. "Well, I think your gay ass needs to find out if this Hoseok guy is into dudes first. I'm sorry to break it to you, but as a gay, you forget that there's still a pretty big chance that he's straight. I was just so lucky that Jimin happened to be bisexual." 

  Yoongi huffed. "How do I ask him though? You don't just go up to one of your friends and ask if they're gay." 

  "Yes you're right, you don't. However..." Namjoon grinned cheekily, his dimples showing. "You should make a gay pun and see if he gets it. Oh! Or send him a gay meme!"

  Yoongi squinted at the younger and gave him a "What the fuck?" face. "I can't believe you have a boyfriend and I don't. And I'm pansexual! Like, I could be into anyone regardless of gender, but even with so many people on earth, I still don't have a partner! What even-" Yoongi face-planted into the sofa with a groan. 

  Namjoon laughed at the rapper. "I wanna meet this Hoseok of yours. If he's managed to make even the cold-hearted Min Yoongi fall for him, he must be pretty amazing." 

  "He is," Yoongi muttered, his voice muffled by the sofa. He closed his eyes, laying his head onto his arms. "He's so fucking angelic and kind, even when I was such a dick to him at first... and his jawline... I could cut my fingers on it... goddamn it, he's just so... he makes me feel like a flustered teenager..."

  "You sure are acting like one too," Namjoon muttered. 

  Yoongi flapped one lazy arm up, trying to slap Namjoon. It whacked him on the thigh lightly. 

  "Help me..." Yoongi groaned. "I don't wanna say anything so soon, but I think this might be more than just a crush."

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  Hoseok arrived home and was surprised to hear Jin's voice, murmuring quietly from his room. He didn't expect the older to be back to quickly. 

  "Jin?" The cat hybrid called out tentatively.

  "Hoseok, come here! Meet my brother." Jin called out softly. 

  Hoseok padded to Jin's room and opened the door. The older was kneeling down in front of who Hoseok assumed was his brother, who lay in the bed. Jin was placing a damp cloth on Taehyung's forehead. 

  "Um... welcome back Jin. Hi Taehyung," Hoseok stammered, not sure what to say. 

  Jin stood up, letting Hoseok get a clear view of Taehyung's face. The bear hybrid had his eyes half-open and seemed to be just barely keeping himself awake, but smiled lightly at the sound of Hoseok's voice anyway. "Are you Hoseok?" Taehyung's voice sounded rough, and he cleared his throat after speaking.  

  "Yeah, I'm Hoseok. I'd wanna introduce myself a but more to you but you should probably get some rest first. You've been through a lot."

  Taehyung nodded, and looked and Seokjin. 

  "Get some sleep, Taetae," Jin murmured, placing a hand on his cheek before standing up straight. Taehyung closed his eyes, and Hoseok and Jin left him to sleep. 

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I know this was short, but chill pl0x its a filler

edit: I swear I changed the title of this chapter idk why it was published as untitled