Deku Oneshots (Tododeku - Katsudeku)

Do You Care About Me (Katsudeku)

Izuku: Kacchan, do you care about me?

Bakugou: The fuck kind of question is that? Of course I do.

Izuku: Hmmm, how much?

Bakugou: *sighs and throws down a magazine he was reading* Why the hell do you wanna know?!

Izuku: YOU DON'T LOVE ME AFTER ALL! *cries*

Bakugou: *sweating nervously* fuck...

Todoroki and Uraraka: *bursts in* WHO HURT OUR CINNAMON ROLL?!

Izuku: *still crying*

Bakugou: GET THE FUCK OUT DAMMIT!

Uraraka: DEKU SWEETIE WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?

Todoroki: u hurt our baby *evil staring*

Bakugou: FUCK YOU GUYS HE'S MY BABY!

Everyone pauses

Bakugou: uh..

Uraraka: *slowly gets excited*

Izuku: *immediately stops crying* I'm your baby?!

Bakugou: No wait-

Izuku: AWW KACCHAN!! *tackles him into a hug* YOU DO LOVE ME!!

Uraraka: But Deku, how can you be so sure??

Todoroki: Yeah, for all we know he could be lying to you.

Izuku: You're right.

Bakugou: OH COME ON!!

Uraraka: Well, Bakugou? How much do you love our Deku?

Bakugou: YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS

Todoroki: Answer the damn question.

Bakugou: *sighs* Babe, I love you more than anything.

Izuku, Todoroki, Uraraka: Mhmm...

Bakugou: A-And I want to do everything in my power to ensure your happiness and protection.

Todoroki: That's all?

Bakugou: *straight face* I'll give up my left testicle for you.

Izuku: *in tears* KACCHAAAN!!! *jumps into his arms*

Bakugou: *carries him to the bedroom* If words don't help, then I guess I'll have to show you how much I love you

Uraraka and Todoroki: *gasp*

Todoroki: What are you gonna do with our precious Midoriya?

Bakugou, smirking: I'm just gonna make my babe feel good. Got a problem with it, half and half?

Uraraka, also smirking: hell yeah I totally called it

Todoroki: *lost for words*

Izuku: You know Kacchan, I'd give up my bones for you *smiling sweetly*

Bakugou: We know that already. You already do anyway. I appreciate it though.