Bakugou: Oi, Deku.
Deku: ???
Bakugou: You look super cute today. *wink*
Kirishima, from a distance: NO HOMO!
Deku: *smiling with a blush* That's nice of you to say, thank you Kacchan. You look super good today as usual. *winks back*
Kirishima, from a distance: NO HOMO!
Bakugou: *blushes and pinches Deku's cheek* You damn nerd.
Deku: *giggles*
Kirishima, from a distance: NO HOMO
Some other day...
Bakugou: *nuzzles head in Deku's* You're so warm and soft, Deku.
Kirishima, across from them: no homo
Deku: Looks like someone wants to cuddle.
Bakugou: *puffs cheeks out* That someone is me, now fucking cuddle me already!
Kirishima: No homo *smirks*
Deku: Hehe, alright Kacchan! Come here~
Bakugou: *lays down on Deku's chest and nuzzles his head in his chest*
Deku: *strokes Bakugou's head and hums a soothing tune*
Kirishima: *whispers* No homo!
Another day...
Deku: *runs up behind Bakugou and hugs him*
Bakugou: WHO THE FU- Oh, hey Deku *turns around and kisses his forehead*
Kaminari: Ugh...
Kirishima: No homo
Deku: Kacchan, I'm feeling.... needy.
Kaminari: Fucking hell
Kirishima: Noooo homoooo!
Bakugou: *smirks* You weren't pleasuring yourself behind my back were you?
Deku: *shakes his head*
Bakugou: Good boy. I'll take care of it. *puts Deku over his shoulder*
Kirishima: Don't forget to say, "no homo"!
Bakugou: KIRI-FUCKING-SHIMA CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT "NO HOMO" FOR 5 SECONDS EVERY TIME DEKU AND I INTERACT YOU PIECE OF DIRTY SHIT
Deku: Kacchan, please be c-CALM!
Bakugou: *squeezes Deku's buttcheek* HUSH
Kaminari: *finger guns* No-
Bakugou: *throws a used condom at Kaminari's face* SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
Kaminari: *freaks out from the condom*
Kirishima: *whispers* no homo
Bakugou: *gently puts Deku down*
Also Bakugou: *charges at the two with deadly explosions emitting from his palms*
Deku: I'll just go.... jack myself off *walks away from the chaos*
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Deku Oneshots (Tododeku - Katsudeku)
RomanceThis book contains oneshots about Katsudeku and Tododeku. I write about either one, depending on my mood. Some oneshots are: Fluff - NSFW - Slight fluff - Slight NSFW - Normal - Angst Excuse my terrible writing please
