Deku Oneshots (Tododeku - Katsudeku)

Pick Up Lines (Katsudeku)

Izuku, from the other room: Kacchan! Will you come here please?

Bakuhoe, sighing: Yeah, yeah, here I come.

Bakugou: What is it?

Izuku, blushing and fiddling with his fingers: U-Uh.. *looks at his arm* A-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten-I-See

Bakugou: ....

Izuku, looking at his other arm and sweating: I m-must be a snowflake, 'cause I'm fallin for you.

Bakugou: ....

Izuku, wiping his forehead and taking out a piece of paper and unfolding it: W-We're not socks, but I think we'd make a g-great pair.

Izuku: I'm n-no photographer, but I could p-picture us together.

Izuku, struggling to read because of his nervous shaking: Umm... A-Are you a parking t-t-ticket? Because you've g-got fine written all o-over you.

Bakugou: *snatches the paper away* Deku, shut the fuck up and stop trembling so goddamn much

Izuku, blushing: *mumbles* I'm sorry

Bakugou: *balls up the paper and throws it on the ground*

Bakugou: *grabs Izuku by the waist and tilts his chin up to meet his eyes*

Bakugou, smirking: Your lips look lonely... Would they like to meet mine?

Izuku, blushing harder: I... Uh.. We- K-Kacchan..

Bakugou: I'll take that as a yes. *smashes his lips onto Izuku's*

Izuku: Mmm! Mmph..

Todoroki, tiredly: Honestly, why can't I go anywhere without those two making a scene. *stands and leaves*

BONUS!

Izuku: Wow, Kacchan, I never knew you had it in you.

Bakugou: Had what in me?

Izuku: this DICK!

Bakugou: ....

Izuku: *starts running*

Bakugou: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, DEKU!