Deku Oneshots (Tododeku - Katsudeku)

Shit Bakugou Has Said/Says To Deku (Katsudeku)

Bakugou: DIE!

Bakugou: Wait don't die-

Bakugou: What are you, a fucking baby? Don't whine to me

Bakugou: USE YOUR GODDAMN WORDS! I DON'T UNDERSTAND 'POUT'!

Bakugou: You did great, better than any of these other assholes

Bakugou: I love you, or whatever I guess

Bakugou: THE FUCK ARE YOU SNICKERING AT?? BARNEY WAS MY SHIT

Bakugou: I know I yell a lot at you or whatever, but I love and respect the shit out of you. You mean so much to me

Bakugou: Holy SHIT I can't stand being without you

Bakugou: shut the fuck up. I'm sorry please don't cry I was just kidding BABE I-

Bakugou: No I'm not calling you 'bestie' what the fuck?

Bakugou: Damn right you're beautiful, and don't let any of these fuckers tell you otherwise

Bakugou: Nice ass

Bakugou: IM GOING TO BE THE NUMBER ONE HERO. NO WE ARE NOT SHARING THE SPOT

Bakugou: What the fuck is a "uwu"?

Bakugou: Tell me that son of a bitch Icyhot hugged you again and I'll make his head explode

Bakugou: Are you feeling good yet, baby?

Bakugou: Well, I think you're the most perfect man in my life, and my opinion is the only one that matters sooo

Bakugou: I love you too, Deku

Bakugou: Fucking Deku... making me get these shitty feelings. Seriously kiss my ass you adorable shit

Bakugou: Let me see that dumbass smile of yours

Bakugou: Deku? Why are you crying? Alright, who the fuck do I need to kill

Bakugou: You are just too fucking cute-

Bakugou: Louder, Deku

Bakugou: You're the love of my life, you know that?

Bakugou: Like what you see?

Bakugou: Shut up, I've seen your dick before!

Bakugou: I'll stop cursing when you stop loving me, CAUSE YOU WON'T!

Bakugou: Want me to cook for you? I'll make your favorite dish

Bakugou: Don't give me that shit, you love it when I leave marks

Bakugou: You can't do anything until you give me a kiss first

Bakugou: Okay YES I do like the stupid nickname, HAPPY?

Bakugou: Lowkey, I can't stand you. But highkey, I can't spend another day without you

In conclusion, Bakubabe is a tsundere and nobody can change my mind