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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
confi gays & that one straight disappointment 🌟👀

HOSEOK
im so pissed rn

HOSEOK
you guys want some fucking tea while im at it?

TAEHYUNG
spill the tae bitch

SEOKJIN
☕️☕️☕️

HOSEOK
IGHT

HOSEOK
*cracks knuckles and neck*

HOSEOK
SO

HOSEOK
THERES THIS BITCH IN MY MAJOR RIGHT??

SEOKJIN
there's tons of those

SEOKJIN
which one?

HOSEOK
NOT IMPORTANT

NAMJOON
you forgot it

YOONGI
that's ironic

TAEHYUNG
guk's right eye just twitched and he has no idea why

HOSEOK
shut up

HOSEOK
ANYWAYS

HOSEOK
IM PAIRED WITH HER FOR THIS PROJECT THING WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A DANCE, RIGHT?

HOSEOK
THE WINNING GROUP GETS TO TEACH THE CLASS AND WE'LL PERFORM IT AT THE NEXT SCHOOL EVENT OR WHATEVER

NAMJOON
okay..

TAEHYUNG
we're following

HOSEOK
WELL SHE TOLD ME THAT WE COULD "SPLIT THE WORK EVENLY" IF I DID THE CHEORO AND SHE CHOSE THE SONG???

HOSEOK
LIKE BITCH IM SORRY WHAT????

YOONGI
that's some guk logic right there

TAEHYUNG
straight people be WILDIN

YOONGI
assuming sexualities is fun

SEOKJIN
rt bc jk b wildin

YOONGI
that was just lazy, you're both awful

SEOKJIN
wygdbi????

NAMJOON
ironic, I know.. but translation?

TAEHYUNG
what you gon do bout it 👀

HOSEOK
iM liVid

NAMJOON
speaking of guk 🤔

NAMJOON
where he at tho

SEOKJIN
some chicks house, bet 😴

HOSEOK
$10

YOONGI
$20

HOSEOK
wait, he totally got knocked up let's be honest

HOSEOK
passed out at Taemin's or some shit

SEOKJIN
omg twink legend 🤩

JUNGKOOK
fuck you all

SEOKJIN
y'all hear sum 🤔

SEOKJIN
sorry, we only understand gay in this household

HOSEOK
^

JUNGKOOK
im too busy to keep replying to you cuntbags

JUNGKOOK
im over at my neighbors house helping him get his shit together 🙃

SEOKJIN
you're helping someone..?

SEOKJIN
why? lmao

YOONGI
the human jumped out

NAMJOON
maybe he's not as soulless as we thought, it's improvement

HOSEOK
💀💀💀

JUNGKOOK
idk, you got me there haha

JUNGKOOM
its tae's fucking friend!1!

SEOKJIN
WAIT WHAT

NAMJOON
WHAT

HOSEOK
im: shookth™️

TAEHYUNG
mark my fucking words Jungkook if you're not being nice to him im gonna--

JUNGKOOK
iM bEinG nIce uNtwIst yOuR paNtiEs

NAMJOON
ohh wait

SEOKJIN
is it the one that's been on your snap story?

TAEHYUNG
yeah

HOSEOK
ooh he's hot 😍😍

TAEHYUNG
guk called him pretty yesterday so clearly he agrees 👀

HOSEOK
IM SORRY WHAT

SEOKJIN
ITS A GAY AWAKENING

NAMJOON
THE QUEER JUMPED OUT

JUNGKOOK
literally shut the fuck up???

JUNGKOOK
I hate all of you sm

JUNGKOOK
it only bc I thought he was a fucking girl at first 🙄🙄

HOSEOK

HOSEOK

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