Austin Jr: hey dad, I've been wondering about something for a while.
Austin: which is?
Austin Jr: well, how did you deal with so many wives?
Austin: well. It's not easy. They would each fight over me and even at times they could be a little..... yeah. But, I managed to treat them all with the equal love and respect they all deserve. It's tough. But, In the end, I get through it knowing I'm at the very least able to make them happy.
Austin Jr: I see. Well, is there probably one of them who you had the most problems with by chance?
Austin: well.....
He saw Nyarlathotep poking her face through a small portal with her usual demonic look.
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Austin:.... let's just say that even if she's one of the most terrifying deities ever in existence. I still love her.
