Finally, I have what I've always wanted. Rule over Asgard. Yes, everyone including my spoilt Brother think me to be dead, but that's half the fun! That means I can have endless "memorials", statues and plays about me without anyone thinking I am selfish, or planning some sort treason upon me. For I am now, Odin, Allfather- Protector of the Nine Realms. (Apparently)
This has been the best week of my rule. Thor has gone- he's probably fighting a big monster somewhere. While I am free to do what I want. Odin has gone, Thor has gone-And I can lay down, watch an excellent play about my (second)"death" and eat an endless supply of grapes while a peasant watches the Bifrost (instead of Hiemdall, because he can see through me) in case my Brother ruins the party.
Play Loki: I sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.
Play Thor: It was a wonderful joke.
Haha. True.
Loki/Odin: It was indeed hilarious.
Play Thor: I will tell father what you did here today.
Loki/Odin: I didn't do it for him.
Play Loki: I didn't do it for him.
This day couldn't get any better. -Actually, it does! -I finally get that drink. *Thor catches my eye*
Loki/Odin: Oh, shit.
I didn't mean to say that out loud!
Loki/Odin: My son, Thor has returned! Greetings, my boy.
Thor: Interesting play. What's it called? -Also, I like the statue. A lot better looking when he was alive, though. A little less weaselly, less greasy maybe.
Oi, Rude! Where is that peasant who was supposed to warn me, anyway?!
Thor: *Holding up a disgusting artefact* Do you know what this is?
Oh. Where did he get that?!
Loki/Odin: Ooh, the skull of Surtur. A most formidable weapon. (Pause)
He can't stay here. He's ruining everything.
Loki/Odin: Is it Midgard for you, then?
Thor: Nope.
Brilliant. This gets better.
Thor: I keep having dreams every night about Asgard falling into ruin. The nine realms being destroyed.
Loki/Odin: That's just a silly-
Thor: Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise-All while you; Odin, protector of those Nine Realms, lays in your bath robe, eating grapes. And watching theatre.
Well...What do I say to that?!
Loki/Odin: Well, the board meetings and... security council meetings-
Shit. This really isn't going well.
Thor: Are you really gonna make me do it?
Loki/Odin: Do what?
*Thor throws his hammer and positions me in front of it* Thor...What are you doing?!
Thor: You know that Mjolnir will return to my hand without fail. Nothing will stop it. Not even your face. *I feel his palm pointing to the hammer from behind me*
Loki/Odin: You've gone quite mad! Y-You'll be executed for this!
Thor: Then I'll see you on the other side. Brother.
He knew it was me all along! Of course he did. Stupid disguise-I can never trick him as good as I used to...I need to get out of the way!
Loki/Odin: Alright, I yield! *I turn back as Thor pushes me out of the way*
At least I know I'm slightly convincing by the shocked expression on everyone's faces as I raise my hands innocently...Ah, the peasant.
Skurge: *Hobbling through the crowd* Behold! Thor, Odin's son-
Loki: *Holding up my finger* -No, no. -You had one job. Just the one. (To Thor) You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine, without you. Asgard was prospering...you've ruined everything. Ask them.
Thor: Where is Odin?
*I don't say anything, so Thor pushes Mjolnir against my chest*
Loki: Ow. Ow! Ok, alright! I know exactly where he is.
I suppose I have to take us there...Midgard.
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Loki: Ragnarok
FanfictionThor Ragnarok in Loki's point of view. (So I've added some exciting scenes that aren't on screen.) When Loki is living the high life of king, their real king dies-and he feels it is his fault. Their secret sister is unleashed, and Loki has to find a...
