Loki: Ragnarok

The Lord of Thunder

*The stumpy woman; who I now know as Topaz, shows me my seat. As she leaves, I walk in the doorway, and pick up a drink on my way past. I smile at the sight of the Grandmaster and so many people, then I sit down.*

Grandmaster: Without further ado...It's main event time! *Everyone cheers* His first appearance-it looks quite promising, he's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, I'll say no more-Ladies and Gentlemen-

Here comes my brother.

Grandmaster: -I give you...The Lord of Thunder! *Everyone jeers*

That must really piss him off. Oh! He's got a haircut, too! He loves his hair! I'm very close to bursting into a fit of laughter.

Grandmaster: Ok! This is it. Are you ready for this guy? Here he comes! *Green smoke bursts in the crowd, and I feel the floor rumble* He is a creature-What can we say about him?-Well, he's good. There's none like him, I myself feel a special connection with him-He's undefeated, He's the defender. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you-

This is going to be brilliant! Look at Thor's scared little face, getting all prepared! Oh, I love this planet.

Grandmaster: -The Incrediblllllllleeeeeeeee... *The Hulk smashes the doors as he comes through, and roars loudly. Thor's face drops*

ODIN'S BEARD! NOOO!

Thor: *Face rising into a grin* YEEEEESSSSSS! *The crowd stop cheering*

Loki: I have to get off this planet. *I get up, and walk towards the door*

Now I know all the codes, I can easily leave-But I'm not going near that big, green-*Suddenly the Grandmaster pushes against my chest*

Grandmaster: Hey, hey, hey-Where're you going?

No...no...no...

*We sit down, and Thor calls up to us:*

Thor: Hey, we know each other! He's a friend from work!

*The Grandmaster's face drops and he looks at me accusingly and in dismay. I try to ignore him, anxiously clear my throat. The crowd carries on cheering and Hulk keeps roaring. I think Thor speaks to him, but I can't hear. Then he says;*

Thor: Loki-Loki's alive. Loki! Look who it is! *The Hulk stares at me*

I have to admit. I'm petrified. But I can't leave now. *Thor says something, then:)

Hulk: No Banner-only Hulk! *He charges at Thor, but all my Brother does is run*

Oh, no... He isn't doing very well. What if the Hulk kills him? I can't defeat Hela on my own! I'd just stay here. I'm happy here. But could I leave my home so easily? *The Grandmaster claps his hands in delight* At least he's happy.(?!) *Hulk smashes him against a wall and Thor barely gets up again*

Grandmaster: Here we go. Here...we...go!

*Then, he jumps up and swings his weapon in Hulk's face. I wince and The Grandmaster looks confused*

At least he can fight. And, at least it isn't me.

Grandmaster: What?

*Thor slowly walks towards him...and holds his hand?! Then the hulk swings him back and forth and smashes him around. Like he did to me! Finally!*

Loki: (Standing up and holding my fist to the air) YES! That's how it feels! *I notice the Grandmaster looks at me strangely* I'm just a huge fan of the sport. *He laughs, and I smile in relief and delight. They continue to fight, then I think I hear Thor say:

Thor: I know you're in there, Banner! I'll get you out! 

*He hits him with his weapon, and they fight each other again. Thor tries to shout something, but I don't hear. Even without his weapon, he's punching him, and he looks almost defeated. I think. Then he crushes Thor. When he rolls off, he grabs his weapon back, and jumps up to hit him, but Hulk catches it. I lean forward. Then, Hulk punches him, and he flies through the air. Everyone cheers, and Hulk catches up with him, and beats him up. Thor just lays there, and I wince again. The Grandmaster laughs*

Please don't kill him. Please.

*He carries on punching him. And punching him. His helmet comes off. Another punch.*

I wish I could leave. This is painful, and I'm not the one being beaten up. Oh, Father, if you could see this now. Wait-What's happening?! *Thor produces lightning that forms all around him* Is he-Is he doing that, or did lightning just strike him? He's never done that before...*He punches the Hulk high into the air, and he falls to the ground. The Grandmaster stands up in shock*

I can't believe it. The crowd fall silent, too. *They both rise...jump in the air and thump each other so hard, I feel the floor vibrate and they are both knocked back. Suddenly everyone chants 'Thunder' repeatedly. Hulk shakes his head, and Thor walks towards him. The Grandmaster picks up a glowing device and taps it against his head, then he activates it and Thor's lightning disappears as he shakes uncontrollably, then falls to the ground*

What?! That isn't fair! Did the Grandmaster really do that?- I can't question him; at least it's over. *Hulk jumps high into the air and lands on him. I groan. The Grandmaster just became slightly more annoying.* What do I do now?