*A few minutes later, she returns, with-as I suspected-Banner and Thor; who sighs in dismay at me*
Loki: Surprise!
*Thor throws something at my head. As a welcome, apparently.*
Loki: Ow.
Thor: Just had to be sure.
Loki: (Pause) Hello Bruce.
Bruce: The last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. W-What are you up to these days?
Haha.
Loki: It varies from moment to moment. *He gives me a shocked look*
Thor: Is that a dragon fang? (He picks up a teal coloured sword)
Valkyrie: It is.
Thor: My God. It was the famous sword of the Valkyrie. (He fangirls over the sword)
I never understood why he always wanted to be a Valkyrie.
Valkyrie: So, Sakaar and Asgard remain as far apart as each unknown systems, our best bet is outside the city limits. We can be back in Asgard in...18 months?
Thor: Nope. We are going through the big one. (He points to a big, red swirling tornado-portal with the sword)
Valkyrie: The Devil's Anus?
What a pleasant name.
Bruce: Anus?! Wait, who's anus?
Why do you care, exactly?
Thor: For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it.
Bruce: It looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein-rosen bridge.
Hang on, -A what?
Valkyrie: Well, we need another ship. That will tear mine to pieces.
Brilliant! This is where I come in!
Loki: -
Thor: -That's right, we need one that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity.
What?
Bruce: And has an offline power steering system. That could also function without an onboard computer.
That made a bit of sense.
Valkyrie: And we need one with cupholders because we're going to die, so drinks!
Because drinks will stop us from dying.
Bruce: Do I know you? Because I feel like I know you.
Valkyrie: I feel like I know you too, it's weird.
Thor: (To Bruce) What do you say? I'm in charge of a ship going through a not-a-galactic, volatile cosmic gateway. Talk about an adventure. *They fist-bump*
Aw, Thor has himself a little mortal friend.
Bruce: We need a ship!
Valkyrie: There are one or two ships, we have to look at top of the line models-
Loki: -I don't mean to impose, but-
*She throws a glass bottle at me, that only just misses and shatters everywhere*
A drunk Valkyrie. Interesting.
Loki: -The Grandmaster has a great million of ships, I may have even stole the access codes to all of his security systems.
Ta da! -You're welcome!
Valkyrie: And suddenly you have the urge to do the right thing,
Loki: Heavens, no. I done a favour for the Grandmaster, and in exchange for codes and access to his ships, I'm asking for safe passage...through the anus.
Ehehehehehe.
Thor: You're telling us you can get access into the garage without setting off any alarms?!
Did I not just say that?
Loki: Yes, Brother. I can.
Bruce: Ok! *He whistles nervously* Can I do a quick FYI,-
So it did stick in his mind.
Bruce: -because I was just talking to him, and he looks totally ready to kill any of us.
He looks so petrified!
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Hang on a second. You were the one who knocked me out. I barely touched you!
Thor: Yes, he's done that to me on many, many occasions.
Here we go again.
Thor: There was one time when we were children, and he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows I love snakes, so I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like 'MLERGH! It's me!' and then he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
*They turn to me, and I smile*
Huh. I remember that. That was hilarious! I thought he had forgotten.
Valkyrie: If we're boosting a ship. We're going to need to draw some guards away from the palace.
Sounds familiar. Oh, I have an idea.
Loki: Why don't we set the beast loose?
Thor: Sssssshut up.
Valkyrie: Since when? There's a beast?
Thor: No, there's no beast.
Oh, you spoil all my fun.
Thor: He's just being stupid. *I smile innocently* We're going to start a revolution.
Revolution?
Bruce: Revolution?
Thor: I'll explain later.
Valkyrie: Who's this guy again?
Thor: I'll explain later.
YOU ARE READING
Loki: Ragnarok
Fiksi PenggemarThor Ragnarok in Loki's point of view. (So I've added some exciting scenes that aren't on screen.) When Loki is living the high life of king, their real king dies-and he feels it is his fault. Their secret sister is unleashed, and Loki has to find a...
