T'was a frosty november morning, Bobby was awoken by her husband larry's loud snores that echoed throughout her cabbage colored room.
Bobby yawned as she tore the covers away from her fit yet chubby tire of a body, Hurriedly racing off towards the bathroom to take her morning dump.
Bobby sighed happily as she slapped her uptight buncheeks onto the porcelain pot, "Ugh..ingah!ah!" Bobby grunted as she heard the splash of her dino dump hit the pee colored water below.
"Ugh thank goodness" bobby thought to herself before flushing her monsterous creation down the sewer pipe.
"Roberta hurry up i got a big one!" Larry screamed through the cracks.
Bobby ripped open the bathroom door to find larry dancing around trying to not shit himself.
Bobby decided to make larry a snack, Containing peanuts bread lettuce lil mayo and a slice of tomato.
Larry hated health foods he'd rather snack all day on donuts and guzzle endless amounts of soda's everyday.
But every time he would try to sneak junk foods into the house his wife would usually find it, Or wonder why some money is missing and he'd have to fess up he spent it on sweets and soda's.
Bobby was very harsh on larry if he didn't do something she asked that very day, She'd scold him which made larry feel like a helpless child.
She'd buy debbie snacks for herself and eat each one in front of him, Then she'd send him out into the fields, Which were either blistering hot in summers or icy cold in winters, Either way it was a punishment for larry.
After he got his snack, It was off to work for larry.
"Ugh peanuts again? I told her those make me gassy" Larry grumbled angrily to himself while stomping back up the steps.
"Hey Reburta i got a problem... I told you peanuts make me gassy" Larry shouted across the room at Bobby.
"Then don't eat it" Bobby said harshly.
"But... what will i eat then" Larry said trying to act pissy.
"Here's 40 buck's" Bobby said handing larry 40 bucks, Bobby kept all the money because she knew if larry got his hands on it he would spend it on beer and other junk.
"Why thank you hon-" Larry got cut off.
"Sure sure, Here's a list of stuff i need from super 1" Bobby said shoving a list into larry's hand, All the hope of beer left larry's eyes as he sadly realized the 40 buck's weren't for him.
Larry left with out a word to his wife, Larry stormed off to his truck and hopped in, His face steaming with anger as his dirty worn boot hit the gas peddle causing the car to toot off almost uncontrollably.
Tears streamed down larry's beat red face as he wiped tears off his cheek with dirty hands.
"I should be able to get beer if i want to!" Larry said angrily and instead of pulling into a super 1 larry turned off the road down to a small dumpster green gas station.
Larry hurriedly headed inside feeling the need for beer inside him just then larry spotted box's of hostess twinkies, Larry couldn't resist.
By the end of the night, Larry had spent the 40 buck's bobby gave him on twinkies and beer that he hogged down at the gas station so he wouldn't get caught by his wife at home.
Larry felt drunk and full from all the beer and twinkies he ate.
"Feel like im gonna blow" Larry thought to himself looking down at his bulging beer gut sticking out from his dirty white wife beater.
Just then larry realized his wife was gonna wonder why he didn't get the list and where the money went.
"Oh well" Larry said with a drunken buck tooth grin on his snow chapped cheeks.
Larry started off towards the door when bobby opened it instantly seeing larry drunken.
"Hi honey im ho-" Larry was saying while walking up the steps.
"Nope you'r going instantly to that field and mucking out the horse poop mister, you should be ashamed" Bobby scolded tossing a mucker at larry and locking him out in the frosy coldness.
"Wait! Reburta pls.. let's talk about this" Larry said huddling against the door.
"No you get straight to that field mister, And you'r sleeping on the porch tonight" Bobby said closing the window curtains.
"No! its cold out here! You can't expect me to" Larry screamed pounding his frostbite hand on the door, But bobby ignored.
Realizing he wasn't going to get back in, Larry stumbled off to the horse field trying to not freeze to death, Larry in his drunken state left the gate open.
Larry was wondering why he was finding warm fresh horse poop next to frozen old horse poop.
"Hows that possible that poop would be frozen already.. unless" Larry heard the whine of a horse and realized one escaped.
Knowing bobby would kill him for that larry lunged forward accidentally slipping on fresh warm horse poop.
Larry fell hard cracking his skull on pointy jagged rocks that lined the fence and died.
Bobby had just got done getting possessed in the basement, And for some reason she always stood outside, Even if it was blizzard freezing.
Except bobby didn't expect any horse's to be galloping around freely since she was possessed she didn't have control of her body.
Just then a chest nut brown horse galloped from out of the darkness hitting in to bobby's body and stomping her down with an anger for whipping its buns so many times.
Bobby and larrys corpse's sat out in the frosty fields on a chilly november night.
