An old man and his mom lived in a 2-story house on 22 Maple Street.
The old man had long black greasy tendrils to his shoulders and brown centipede eyes with a methed-out bird nose.
He wore spindly glasses, dirty pj's with bean splatters paired with run-down boots, and a giant puffer-coat, and went by the nickname of methert.
methert threw himself onto his tormented futon bed/couch contraption and shut his grandpoo eyes, lulling himself into a sleep of false security.
Dream 1:
Screams could be heard coming from a log cabin located in the pine barrens forest, a woman was giving birth, she had a couple of midwives helping her.
A winged beast came out of the woman, it had horns, wings, hooves, the body of a kangaroo, the neck of a horse and metherts head attached to it.
it hovered in the air, its wings flapping.
"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE MOM" the creature aka methert screamed
"CAN'T U SEE IM PUCKING NAUSEATED?!?!?!" methert shouted and flew out of the cabin window, the window shutters flapping wildly back and forth.
****some years later****
A couple walked through the pine barren forest on a relatively known path.
All of a sudden a creature with hooves, wings, the neck of horse and metherts head appeared out of the darkness of the trees "IM PUCKING SCREWED DIS MONTH" it shouted at the couple, causing them to scream and run away.
****more years later****
A man was walking through the pine barrens, he decided to pull out his pack of cigarettes and as he went to lit one, the methert devil came flying down and landed hard with the impact of its hooves.
"can i have a digarette??? C'MON MAN I'LL DO ANYTHING" the creature shouted at the man, the man yelled and ran tail, dropping his pack of smokes in the process.
"WHAT'S WRONG WIT PEOPLE TODAY??!?!?!" the methert devil shouted, grabbing the pack of cigarettes and lighting one.
Dream 2:
Marija tapped around her kitchen, humming to herself as she slapped dishes into the sink and whatnot.
A hearty crisp meaty smell swirled around her kitchen as she busied herself chopping deformed and moldy vegetables on her abused cutting board.
She twirled around on her swollen bunions locked up in her strangled wedged heels to check the oven.
Marija pulled the oven door open and was greeted by the sight of 2 black hollow bird eyes staring back at her, long crispy black tendrils protruded from the crisp charred blackened scalp.
Methert, marija's son, was curled up in fetal position naked on the top shelf in marijas oven, his old wrinkled skin crisped to a c.
Marija licked her lips, a twinkle in her eye "2 vinutes longer" she told herself as she twirled around to juice some unions.
Dream 3:
Methert woke up, sweat pouring down his forehead and nausea building up in the pit of his stomach, "man dat wus sum dream" he thought to himself, scratching his balding egg-noggen.
As he got up from his futon, he realized he had a lil kids cartoon body with his old man head attached to it.
"stop pucking me around satan" methert yelled, grabbing his smokes and heading out to the front porch.
he lit a cigarette, smoking it furiously as his methed-out kid body idled on the front porch.
*END OF DREAMS*
methert awoke, startled, "man dat was sum dream" he thought to himself, grabbing out a joint and lighting it, he instantly started dying coughing and coughed out "DAT SHIT MUST HAVE PESTICIDES" before he passed out.
