George awoke with a stinging pain in his forehead, "What the.... I didn't drink any beer last night"
Just then george's wife, jil flung open the bedroom door.
George held his eyes tight, Hoping his wife would think he was asleep.
The stinging pain in george's forehead increased, "Ahh...", George winced in pain, His confused curious bug eyes glanced up to see his wifes blurry figure.
"Good morning" George said cheerfully, Slapping glasses onto his large wobbly nose, His poop brown eyes focused on his wife.
Just then she flicked him in the forehead with her fake nails, Causing the stinging pain george first woke up with to increase.
Jil glanced him the stink eye before waltzing out of the room.
"Are you serious!" George yelled, Angrily stomping off towards the bathroom and hastily locking the door,.
George position himself infront of the bathroom mirror, Tears streaming down his cherry red cheeks.
His brown bug eyes traveled the mirror to his forehead, Deep nailmarks made dents on george's forehead.
George decided to hop into the shower, hoping a cold shower would lighten his shitty morning.
George awoke with a gasp, Sitting up quickly george realized he was in the bathtub, Soapy ice freezing water overflowed the tub.
The pain in georges head sparked memories of his skull cracking against the bottom of the bathtub.
George instantly snapped outta thought, George was glancing around the bathtub water when something caught his eye.
A bar of soap that was carelessly left in the tub for someone to slip on, But it wasn't just any bar of soap.
It was his wife's speckled Almond&Berry soap bar he bought her for valentines day.
George hopped over the side of the bathtub and charged over to the door, George stood there naked struggling with the door lock.
When he finally managed to open it, A swift punch to the nose successfully knocked out george.
"Oh shit!" was all george heard before he was out cold.
The sound of someone huffing and puffing and pacing around the room awoke george, George popped his eyes open and scanned the room, His eyes not wanting to focus.
His eyes drifted off downwards, When he saw his naked blurry figure, Instantly Alarming and embarrassing george quickly threw the blankets over.
"Umm.... what... what happened?" George said with a slight migraine swelling in his brain.
George instantly pissed his pants when jil growled and scowled.
"I needed to take a fucking piss and you were in there for so long i went to go knock and then you were there! not my fault" Jil hissed wrapping one of her deformed babies in a bright pink baby blanket.
George turned his head angrily, Hot tears streaming out of his eyes.
George got up and forgot he was naked, "Fuck" George yelled.
"Shut up not around the baby!" Jil scolded, Cursing him out under her breath as she watched him get dressed.
George grabbed his coat and barged out the door leaving jil behind with the deformed twins.
George hopped in his car quickly zooming away as he seen jil approaching his car.
George quickly turned his phone to silent so he wouldn't hear when his wife would call.
George met up with a couple of his buddies at a gay bar and they boozed up the rest of the night.
George got really drunk that night, Only remembering bits and pieces of fuzzy memory.
Just then george was led into the back room of the party by a couple of his buddies, Where he met some of his buddies buddies.
A joint was lit up and passed around each of them.
By the end of the night george comes home Drunk and blitzed.
George stripped naked and hopped onto the bed waking jil from her sleep.
"Hey.. so uh i seen a.. cinnabon box in the trashcan.. And i was wondering if you saved one for me?" George said with hope in his voice.
"Oh... sorry i didnt think you know" Jil flashed a fake smile.
"Oh.. well thats ok.." George said holding in tears,
"Okay.." Jil said getting pissed off, George could hear it in her voice so he quickly raced off to the bathroom.
"I cant believe that woman" George Mumbled angrily slamming the bathroom door shut and locked.
"I HATE MY LIFE!" george screamed hopping around the bathroom walls on all fours like a toddler throwing a tantrum.
"What is all that ruckus!?" He heard jil scream angrily through the door.
"Uh.. Nothing just cut myself in the shower" George said, Turning the faucets quickly causing water to splash out roughly.
George pulled out a bottle of beer imported from germany, George cracked it open slurping it with angry regret.
George plopped his hairy buns into the bathtub, Cold drops of water pattered onto georges scalp and drizzled down his hairy naked body.
George liked the feeling of the shower head beating down on his skull.
George took numerous swigs of beer, Then passed out.
George's body slowly slid down blocking the drain, Causing the tub to fill up.
George drowned in water and beer, And jil slept soundly along with her two deformed twins.
