The sound of flies buzzing and the smell of whiskey wafted from axel's truck,
"Ugh" Axel groaned scooting himself upwards in the drivers seat where he passed out from one to many gulps of whiskey.
"These... damn flies.." Axel groaned groggily with a major hang over, The sound of a fly buzzing was piercing axel's ear drums.
Just then axel's hand swooped up and smashed a fly onto the driver door window,"Hah.. dummie..." Axel whispered to himself watching the flies corpse twitch and move as though it was alive.
Axel was so tripped out about the moving fly corpse, But yet.. axel wanted to see more, So he pulled out a baggie containing some of that good oregano.
"Ahh yes... some of that good shit brah" axel huffed deeply on his shiny black beetle jelly pipe, Blowing out white clouds of smoke.
Soon axel had smoked all of what he had in his baggie, "Oh crap no!" Axel exclaimed seeing he had smoked it all.
Axel started stroking his wig balled until he remembered, "Oh yah!" Axel then reached down into his buttcrack and poked his fingers into his butthole to retrieve a little plastic baggie containing concentrate.
"Yah.. this shittle do it"
Axel started huffing away on his pipe once more,"Fuck it" Axel said starting to get impatient.
"I'll just fucking snort it, My grandma's waiting for me" Axel thought mentally to himself, Pulling out his trusty pocket knife and crushing up the concentrate with the blade.
Tiny gems of pointy concentrate flew up axels long bird nose and settled ontop of his brain.
Within 5 seconds axel was blitzed as hell, Creeped out that his grandmother Bobby might catch him and confiscate his stash.
When really he knows she smokes it all to herself.
Axel quickly popped open the truck driver door, Tons of smoke wafted out into the black midnight sky, As axel approached his grandmother's lit up house He noticed a figure in the shadows.
Only a tint of light from the porch light shown on the figure making it more visible to the naked eye.
"H..Hello? Who.. who's there!?" Axel said trying to deepen his voice, No response.
Axel hated being ignored.. it put him in this.. sort of rage mode, "I said who's Fucking there!" Axel said jogging towards the figure ready to pin them to the ground.
Just as axel pounced on the figure the flash if his grandmother bobbys possessed red eyes and yellow bob flashed before axel's eyes.
Realizing he pounced on his grandmother axel quickly retreated from his grandmother's corpse, "OH SHIT!" Axel whimpered realizing he crushed her windpipe when he pounced.
"Shit... i..im Gonna go to fuckin jail!!" Axel mumbled pacing his grandmothers dead body.
"Maybe no one will find out.. i'm a smart boy i'll figure it out" Axel reassured himself dragging his grandmothers corpse off by the feet towards his truck.
He then tossed her in the back and sped off down the road, Being extra cautious for cops axel took a swift turn towards a cematary.
Axel tooted to a stop hurridely getting out of the driver's seat, Axel then pulled his grandmothers dead corpse from the back onto the sidewalk next to the graveyard that was cut off a by rusty tall black metal fence.
"I'll see you in heaven one day Gma" axel fist pumped his grandmothers dead paw before wrapping her up in spare trash bags he had in the back of his truck.
Axel dug out another corpse from its grave and placed his grandmother in there then placed the corpse back ontop, Axel dropped a snipping of his hair into the grave.
It gave axel a relaxed feeling to know his grandmother would have a part of him to take with her to the other side, Or so axel thought.
A distant rumble of rain started trickling down from the sky as axel swiped the wet worm infested dirt over the corpses as the moonlight shown on his curly haired skull.
The cold night winds chapped axels nose and the shivery breezes gave axel goosebumps.
"Time to go home and drink some Whiskey" Axel thought to himself hopping back into his truck and tooting back off to his grandmother's house.
As axel was driving down the road the radio started blaring rodeo country music his grandmother use to listen to when she was.. you know still alive.
"AH!" axel yelped in surprise swurving on the road then gaining balance again.
"It's okay.. Axel your just seeing things.. It's the fucking conce" Axel told himself before popping a happy camper to numb his emotions.
Axel started to sway back and forth slightly with a smile on his rosy cheeks as the happy camper mixed real nice with the conce.
The car headlights shown on a figure ahead on the road, Axel's eyes widened in horror as his car uncontrollably hit into his dead grandmother's ghost.
Axel's grampa went looking for axel and his wife axel's grandma, But when he didn't find anything he called the police.
The police found the corpse of axel accept when they found him the car wasn't wrecked it was pulled off on the side of the road.
The police approached the vehicle and found axel's corpse slumped in the drivers seat with a jumble of laughing jims spread out in his lap.
