Cabbert Carson, "Cabs" for short, was a petty criminal.
He had thinning hair that he dyed a joker green, which was styled up in sloppy anime spikes with twinkling green dumpster eyes that he paired with a neon green pull over hoodie and cabbage green pants.
Green is my color, Cabs thought. Cabs thought he was a bad ass and often pretended like he was an anime character as he robbed various gas stations and candy stores.
But in reality, he looked stupid and definitely wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
He had no friends and spent his days zooming around in a farting beat up porsche with chipped silver paint that he stole 3 years ago when a fat old rich guy stopped at the local candy store "Candies R US" to buy hard candies to munch on with his steel dentures, so of course, Cabs hijacked it with a bobby pin and sped off with it and he's had it ever since.
Cabs would often speed off, hogging down stink beetle flavored green licorice, looking for places to hit for cash.
Well, one day, Cabs seen a small bank called "Monies R US" and decided it was the perfect place to hit, so of course like any clever criminal, he carefully planned it out, or so he thought, anyway.
After 2 days of planning, Cabs decided it was finally time and he put on a black spandex body suit and then shoved a black bald cap onto his head so that a ring of green crusted-hair gel anime spikes were poking out all around the bald cap.
He looked at himself in the mirror, Woah! Keeewl! I look like venom, Cabs thought then he started pretending to spray web out of his hands like spider man to himself in the mirror.
Then he started doing the gangnam style dance while still watching himself in the mirror, then he remembered that he needed to rob the bank and quickly craned his neck to look at the clock, seeing he was 2 hours late.
Cabs raced outside and dove in through the window of his porsche to get into the drivers seat, he started up the car and sped/tooted his way off to the bank.
The neon green snake eyes hanging from the review mirror shook violently as Cabs sped over the speed limit to the bank and then peeled out in the parking lot, he climbed out through the window of his porsche and as he raced towards the entrance, he realized, it was already being robbed.
Maaaan! noo way! c'mooon!, tears trickled down his cheeks, thinking of how if he would have only gotten there sooner then he could have been the first to rob.
Dats it! I'm gunna rob it anyway, Cabs thought cockily in his head as he began to stride towards the bank entrance with his hands on hips, pretending like he was superman.
He pulled out his AK-47 with a broken scope and only half a clip and then he entered the bank, only to be utterly shocked and surprised to see 11 different criminals from across the globe loading money into their sacks and duffel bags.
Cabs quickly grabbed his neon green hiker backpack and began to load up as much money as he could, It wasn't long until the bank shelves were barren and empty, not a cent left.
And all the criminals began to load up into their various cars, which Cabs hadn't noticed when he originally pulled up.
All the criminals pulled out of the parking lot in unison and began to speed off in the same direction, so Cabs being Cabs, followed them.
There was 2 cars that appeared to be leading the rest out of the now 12 criminals.
One was a Hot Orange Lamborghini and the other was a purple galaxy colored Bugatti, they robbed various other banks, jewelry stores and even a few museums.
