Sep 2018
Tuesday
7:50 PM
In a small crummy apartment located in the buttfuck part of Los Angeles lived an African American guy named Xavier.
Xavier awoke tangled in the sweaty army sheets of his shrunken 1 person bed, he quickly sat up and sighed, running a clammy hand through the greasy brown follicles located on his abused cranium.
His bloodshot eyes snapped to the clock, 7:59 PM 'ugh why did i wake up so early' Xavier thought.
His brain soon registered that the clock said PM instead of AM "OH SHIT!" He dived from his bed naked and dived into his computer chair, which from the force of his weight flew back with him in it.
"UGH! FUCK!" Xavier screamed as he roughly grabbed the back of the chair and slammed it upright back into its previous spot then he viciously slapped his buns down onto the worn grey polka dot fabric of the computer chair.
He fondled the power button on his pc forcefully as it tooted to life then he started making the mouse furiously swipe back and forth on the mouse pad. In his brain, doing this, "would make the computer startup faster".
Xavier swiftly pulled up discord and clapped the headset onto his roughly shaped skull, he anxiously joined the discord channel, hoping his friends would still be waiting for him, they were.
Xavier sighed in relief "hey guys u ready to play the streets" he said cheerfully as he pulled up a browser and logged into the MMOG he and his online friends played 24 hours every day for several years straight as their life dwindled until it was skeletons chattering their teeth together through the headsets to each other.
He went into the game and instantly met up with several of his friends right off the bat.
As he and his friends played for hours upon hours, the screen absorbing his eyeball essence and making them as dry as sandpaper, he finally got bored and starting typing to one of his close friends "hey ill be back in 30 mins im finna get toasted" he said then swiftly logged out.
He went onto his profile and changed his status to "stroking something rn" Xavier smirked and then started stroking his small injured weenis while lighting up an old bowl of green and deeply inhaling the smoke.
"ahh that's better" Xavier said with a dazed clown-tooth smile on his face and blitzed Chinese eyes, then he began to swirl around in his computer chair, watching his ween start to levitate from the speed he was gaining.
A spicy dump bursting from his a-hole shattered the daze he was in and he jumped up from the chair, causing it to swirl around furiously by itself.
Xavier raced into the bathroom, flicking the light on and slamming his rank asscheeks on the porcelain toilet seat, the force of which broke the toilet seat and caused Xavier's buns to sink down to the water and the tip of his bun cheeks touched the deadly icy waters below.
Then the bathroom lights began flickering, suddenly the lightbulb burst, casting Xavier into a wave of darkness, anxiety, and fear.
Then he heard it. the sound of skittering, like bones clanking against the linoleum outside of the bathroom door, then the sound of soft scraping against the bathroom door began.
Sweat beaded off Xavier's pimpled forehead, fear seizing his soul. "H-He-Hello?" He stuttered, his voice coming out like that of a frightened child.
Suddenly the waters below his buns started bubbling and foaming.
Xavier felt two slimy, scaly clawed hands reach up from the depths of the toilet and grip his buns in an iron grasp, then it began to pull.. and pull... and pull.
Before Xavier could even scream, his spine snapped in half as his buns got pulled down the toilet hole, his chin resting on his feet as the rest of him got squelched down the toilet with a loud GULPing sound.
Xavier's Computer sat there, on, messages from his friends popping up, the sound of his friends voices through the headset could be heard.
Suddenly a pair of giant dripping-wet scaled buns slapped down onto the computer chair, black stringy strands of hair attached to a depleted scalp hung down in front of green glowing eyes as long black claws began typing on the keyboard.
"hey guys it me xavier i back"
