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"Morning adorable model family!" Charlie chimed as we walked in. Of course everyone would be awake.

Sam and I launched into a round of "Shhhhhh"s with wide eyes and horrified expressions as we shook our heads violently. This baby was going to stay asleep at least long enough for me to either get a nap or hand him off to someone else.

"Oh! Sorry!" Charlie whispered, "You guys just look like the cutest little family!"

"A) not my baby. B) I'm not having kids for a long time no matter how cute they are." I whispered back as I swayed down the hallway to my room to lay the adorable little monster down.

Charlie gave me a 'tsk tsk' and apologetically patted Sam's shoulder but let us go without much else. Sam followed me down the hall still carrying all of the baby supplies and opening doors as he went. He set the box down on the floor when we got to my room and held Olly while I readied my bed by lining the edges with pillows so he didn't roll off.

Sam looked down at him with such tenderness in his eyes that I almost didn't recognize him. As he swayed back and forth I just paused and watched him stroke his thumb over the side of the baby's forehead. When Sam realized I was watching him he immediately stopped and laid Olly on the bed. We grabbed the baby food as quietly as possible before creeping out and leaving the door just a little bit ajar.

As soon as we were at the other end of the hallway I wrapped my arms around Sam's torso and leaned into him with a groan.

"I'm exhausted." I complained.

"Me too." Sam said reciprocating my tone.

"Fuck."

"Now?" Sam asked in surprise.

"No! I left the pamprin in the diaper bag and the last one I took is wearing off." I mumbled as I buried my head into Sam's chest.

He let out a low chuckle that made me smile, "I'm sure Dean has some Vicodin somewhere." he teased.

I jerked my head up and put on my best hopeful puppy dog face, "That would be wonderful."

"I was kidding... Do they actually hurt that much?" Sam asked spinning me so he had an enormous arm around my shoulders and was guiding me down the hallway.

"Most days? yes." I said matter of factly as I snaked my arm around his torso and half leaned against him.

When we reached the kitchen we basically attacked the coffee machine. I shit thee not, if someone had tried to get in our way we would have floored them. Joy was up and jumping, well sitting, in one of the chairs. As were Charlie and Dean who were eating the last of the breakfast pastries I had made a few days ago. Sam didn't even ask about the lack of seating he just fell into the chair and tugged me onto his lap. Charlie smirked at me with delight and mouthed 'I ship it' to which I mouthed back 'me too' and winked.

"Where's Olly?" Joy asked sitting up and wincing a little at the movement. She seemed to be taking this fairly well. But of course I hadn't gotten to talk to her alone yet so she could be losing her shit.

"Sleeping in Ehv's rom." Sam grunted as he sipped his coffee.

"On the bed or on the floor?" she asked looking rather worried.

"Bed. I made a wall of pillows around him hon, he's fine." I assured patting her hand. She nodded and relaxed back into her chair with a sigh.

"What did Penny tell you?" Dean asked getting right down to it as had become usual with him. I quickly explained our little chat receiving a small praise for exorcizing my first demon.