Aries:
"I probably looked older then, but I was only 12 years old I guess. He could've kidnapped me!"
Bonus: Scorpio "Wonder why he didn't..."
Taurus:
"Fuck my life honestly, I can't even become a hooker!"
Gemini:
"I might need a new profile picture, but it's NOT gonna a be a pic of me biting into a big head of kale"
Bonus:
"Kids are not rectangular!"
Cancer:
"He was completely in love with me, right, but I just wanted him to get a fucking life!"
Leo:
"You're fired as my asshole"
Bonus:
"Did I... give birth to you?"
Virgo:
"I'm a big fan of rice" followed by "Don't shame my kinks!"
Libra:
"I'm just a gay hipster and my parents don't understand me"
Bonus:
"I only took like....... 4 shots"
Scorpio:
"And now all the kids start to cry!"
Bonus:
"Theres a uno-card in the toilet! Please don't do that, thank you"
Sagittarius:
"And then I thought my day couldn't get worse, but then fucking satan walks through the door"
Capricorn:
"Do yall know the feeling when you eat a banana, and it just tastes too much of banana???"
Aquarius:
"What if straws had feelings?"
Bonus:
"Wait..... I know that pale ginger from somewhere"
Pisces:
"Dont pour absent into my belly button, please"
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Zodiac Signs
Random✓ Completed ✓ Facts, Scenarios, Descriptions, and many other things about the 12 Zodiac Signs!! Book 2 Hope you all like it! *Creds To Original Authors, mainly on tumblr so check them out to give them the praise. I'm just sharing their work!*
