hoodie ⇢ joe mazzello [✓]

precious good looks

Iris woke up in her bed still wearing Joe's hoodie, but she didn't know that. She looked over to her nightstand and saw that it was about to be one in the afternoon. "Oh no, this is bad." She had to be at a little park to take a couples engagement pictures at eleven.

She bolted out of her bed, running to the door, but tripping in the process and landing on her face. "Oh my god is the floor okay?" Zack appeared next to esme as they saw iris roll on her back, looking up at them.

"Lucky for you, the couple rescheduled." Esme said, giving iris a hand to lift her off of the floor.

"They did? Jesus answered my prayers!" Iris said dramatically and walked to the kitchen to get a bowl and a box of her favorite cereal, fruit loops. "Wait! I'm still mad at both of you because you guys left me and I got drunk for the first time."

"Yes we did and we are sorry, but I have a good reason, ask zack why he left." Esme defended herself.

"It was both of you- why did you leave?" Iris was scolding both of her friends when she turned her attention to zack.

"Hello?! Am I the only one with a boyfriend?" He asked throwing his hands up in the air, frustrated.

"Yes!" Iris and esme answered.

Zack groaned. "I left because Timothy said he had uno cards in his car and this random chick comes up to me and challenges me to a game! I had to show her that I was the uno master!"

Iris scoffed at his words. "So that's a reason to leave your friend? Which she later got so drunk for the very first time?!"

"Yeah. Sure." Zack pouted.

Esme slapped him on his arm to try and get him to not say anything else. "I left to the bathroom because..." she mumbled the last part.

"Speak up bitch," zack nudged her.

"I think I may be pregnant!"

Zack gasped so loudly that both iris and esme covered their ears. "I knew this day would come, but I expected a much cliche way!"

Iris shook her head at his behavior. "So you didn't drink at all last night?"

"No. I threw up. That's all I did actually. I think Lexi Anderson was tired of me constantly throwing up in her bathroom." Esme admitted. "But after I came back from bathroom, you were gone and I literally couldn't find you anywhere."

Iris poured her cereal into her bowl and then the milk. "So who brought me here?" She munched on her cereal waiting for an answer.

"The same person who gave your their hoodie and i think you almost told your whole life story on your way here?" Esme said.

After iris finished talking, iris spat out her cereal, some landing on zack's face. "My precious good looks!"