"I Hate My Self " - M.Yg x M!reader

Chapter Two~~

"Ughhh hyung get out of my room!!!"
"Nah I'd rather not."
"..........What the hell is going on..?"
"HEy no cussing! I'm older then you!"
"Ew Jimin you're starting to sound like Jin"
"I am NOT!!"
"You kinda are Jimin."
"WJSJJDJDJ AM NOT"
"Christ stop yelling!!"
"Tch you're yelling too"
"I know-"
"WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING????!"

I cringed at who's voice it was.

"Uhh.. bye N/N~~!!"
"Yeah bye"
"Bye..?"

After that Jimin hung up, strange boys tch.

   ~Sad time skip to the next morning for school~

I sighed when I opened my eyes...maybe I can act sick and stay home..? Hm there isn't gonna be notes or any tests today so..maybe. "Honey get up it's time for school~!" My mom said walking into my room. "Moommm I don't feel good.." I fake whined. "Oh... Are you sure..?" She asked not really believing me. "Mmmm..." I whined.

(Lmao I'm sorry if this doesnt seem like you im just writing what I do when I dont wanna go to school or i actually dont feel well.)

After a few minutes of whining she gave in.
"Oh fine.. you're staying home.. I have work today until 6:30.. will you be okay home alone?" She asked. "Mom I'm in high school obviously I'll be fine." I said throwing the covers back on. "I know.. Just worries me about you being home alone" She smiled sweetly, "Mom, I'll be fine!" I huffed obviously tired. After a minute or so she left. Yay more sle-  My thoughts were interrupted by my phone. Aishh why are you going off you stupid piece of sh- AGAIN interrupted. I unlock the stupid thing and see Jimin had been texting me.
Stupid Pab-

DotheChimmyChimmy: HI

DotheChimmyChimmy: HI

DotheChimmyChimmy: HIHIHIHI

Y/UN(your user name) : WTF JIMIN

DotheChimmyChimmy: oH YOU'RE ALIVE! WAIT SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN SCHOOL :O

Y/UN: No, I'm not going today :P

DotheChimmyChimmy: oOOOO YOU'RE SKIPPING IM GONNA TELL JIN HYUNG!!!

Y/UN: ....

DotheChimmyChimmy: You didn't say no owo why are you skipping N/N?

Y/UN: I don't wanna be killed today :')

DotheChimmyChimmy: WELL YOU'RE NOT DROPPING OUT YOU'RE YOUNG

Y/UN: Jin how did you get Jimins phone -_-

DotheChimmyChimmy: wOT HOW DID YOU KNOW??

Y/UN: yOU'RE SUCH A MOM THAT ITS OBVIOUS PABO

DotheChimmyChimmy: bully ;(

Y/UN: oh yeah btw I
can drop out if I wanna

DotheChimmyChimmy: wot why

Y/UN: bEcause I'm already smart AND I get bullied. Two perfect reasons why my mum would let me ;))

DotheChimmyChimmy: Aish kids these days smh

Y/UN: okay eomma Jin give Jimin back his phone

DotheChimmyChimmy: awh okay ;(

Y/UN: Just give him the phone u eomma!

DotheChimmyChimmy: Yes I am eomma ;))

Y/UN: Jin

DotheChimmyChimmy: wHOOPS SORRY

Y/UN: ..

DotheChimmyChimmy: hEy m back

Y/UN: obviously.

DotheChimmyChimmy: tch what has your panties in a twist?

Y/UN: ...Wh I'm not a girl tho??

DotheChimmyChimmy: ye ik but guys can wear girls panties!

Y/UN: how tf,, wouldn't that be uncomfortable?

DotheChimmyChimmy: idk

Y/UN: especially with a

DotheChimmyChimmy: yUCKY EW WTH DID YOU PUT THAT IN MY HEAADDDD

Y/UN: yOU'RE THE ONE THAT LET IT IN YOUR HEAd

DotheChimmyChimmy: aAAAA MY POOR LITTLE AMOUNT OF INNOCENCE!!!!!!

Y/UN: pARK JIMIN THAT IS A DAMN LIE YOU HAVE ZERO INNOCENCE AT ALL

DotheChimmyChimmy: lIES

Y/UN: nO M RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT!!

DotheChimmyChimmy: nO

Y/UN: yEs

DotheChimmyChimmy: gOSH whateVer meanie

DotheChimmyChimmy: AAA OHNO ITS YOONGI AGAIN NOPEEEEE

Y/UN: Jimin, what did you do

DotheChimmyChimmy: uHHHH NOTHINGGG

Y/UN: oI DONT LIE IMMA START TELLING DAD JOKES

DotheChimmyChimmy: oH GOD NOT YOU TOO

Y/UN: YEP NOW TELL ME WTH YOU DID OR ELSE

DotheChimmyChimmy: fIEN, I told him hes an old grandpa and he got no sweg

Y/UN: ..okay the grandpa part is true but the nO SWEG PART IS A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT

DotheChimmyChimmy: all he has is three dolla chains!!

Y/UN: mhm and? They very swag.

DotheChimmyChimmy: yEAH IKR SEE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT AGREES! jIMIN IS JUST MAD THAT HE HAS NO JAMS

Y/UN: I'll take it that this is Yoongi now?

DotheChimmyChimmy: swagboi

Y/UN: ....y tho

DotheChimmyChimmy: because I have hella swag and you know it.

Y/UN: yikes okay give the jamless boi back his phone bc I'm tired and want to sleep

DotheChimmyChimmy: are you somehow magically related to me?

Y/UN: eH?

DotheChimmyChimmy: nothing kk sleep good hOPE YOUR DREAMS ARE OF ME BEING SWAG ;))

Y/UN: yeah okay Yoongi just give Jimin back his phone I can practically hear him yelling at you for it

DotheChimmyChimmy: how did you know he was yelling at me??

Y/UN: idek gn

A/n yoyo was up m hella swag!! Jkjk i am swag tho ;))) ohboy I can tell eyes are gonna be rolled at me for this one but ohwell! It took me a while for this ik but I swear its because of the holidays n stuff like that plus this might be the only chapter I make this long! Word count: 852
wHOOOPPWHOOP