~Jimins POV (since idk what to do haah)
"We're going to blackmail them with these pictures, aren't we?" I asked.
"Yeah, I mean what else are we gonna do? Keep them and show them to their kids- I mean....-yeah obviously. " Jin said slipping his phone into his back pocket.
"Kids-?? Either N/N magically has kids now or you're planning their future Jin-Hyung" Hobi snorted at him.
"Psh, no. I just.. Hope they get together and have kids, that would be amazing. " Jin fantasized.
"Aish, quit dreaming pabo" Jungkook shook his head.
".. Brat-" Jin huffed.
"YEet"
I walked away from them only to run into Namjoon.
"Oh-sorry Jimin I didn't see-... Notice you." He apologies
">;( aW COME ON- I KNOW I'M SHORT BUT nOt thAt sHort yOu dICk" I glared hARD (ahem,slight dick/male area pun intended:) jdne) at him.
"... I'm six foot, and-"
"aNd whAt iM fOuR fOot?" I huffed mAD.
".... I wasn't going to say that, Jimin." He sighed agrivated by mE huehuee.
"No but you thought it."
"And how would you know my thoughts?"
"I'm a magicical unicorn named sparkles, and I can read minds."
"oH rEaLly NOW SiR- dO YOU EAT RAINBOWS?" Taehyung asked.
"Uh-- yEAH-SUre lETS SAY THHAAt."
"oH okAy-"
"How did this happen?" Jin (obviously confused) asked.
"... Uhh-.. L-Logic?" Namjoon giggles (no-not like a school girl-like,, a more,, confused, and don't kill me type of giggle?)
"Whatever- I'm going to start dinner." Jin said whilst walking to the kitchen, aka his hAppY plAcE.
√timeskip brought to you by; yoongay

"jIIIN-HYYUUUNNG-IS DINNER DONE YET? I'M HuNgRy" Jungkook whined.
"oh- Hi hungry! I'm Da-"
"JIN NO- don't eVEN START-"
Hobi-Hyung screeched.
"Aw man- anyway, yes Jungkook-ssi, dinners doNe. "
"Okay, I'm going to devour all of it, Tae! time me" Jungkook quickly dashed into the kitchen, with Taehyung following him.
"JUNGKOOK NO-" Jin also ran into the kitchen to stop the twenty-one year old.
√After Jinnie saves the food.
"Someone needs to get M/N and Yoongi (yoongay-) up for dinner." Jin told the four others,
"... hAHa! Funny. That's a joke, right?" I asked him.
"No..? Why?"
"If you knew M/N like I do, you'd know he's like Yoongi, but worse."
".... "
"Yeah so, who's getting the bear, and the demon up?" I asked, slightly smirking at them.
"UHHH- 1, 2, 3 NOT IT-" Jungkook quickly yelped out.
"nOT IT-" I laughed in an evil way. (Evil mochi-)
"NOTIT" Hobi squealed.
"Not it." Namjoon said, turning to face Jin and Taehyung.
"Not i t" Jin smirked at Tae.
"Djjenskwkk fuk- I wasn't paying attention" He pouted.
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√yeeting out of Jimins POV and switching to third person ;)
Taehyung was walking to Yoongis room, praying he wouldn't get yelled at, or die.
He slowly opened the door and walked into the cold room, (again)
pulling out his phone, he looked up an airhorn noise on YouTube, and turned his volume all the way up and hit play.
He was getting yelled at for sure, but he had a "plan".
"GET UP YA LAZY BUMS!" He yelled as the airhorn video played.
He quickly ran out of the room, hearing a "what the fuck" and "who the hell did that" on his way out.
As Tae returned to the table, the others started laughing.
"Taaee you're dEAdd" Jin snorted.
"Nahh- I'll just blame it on our little baby here" Taehyung smirked over at Jungkook who now had a both scared and "I'll kill you" look on his face.
Not even a minute later a pissed off M/N and a still somewhat tired Yoongi walked in the kitchen.
"Okay, who did it?" M/N huffed.
"What are you talking about?" Jimin asked, seeming "oblivious" to what happened. He knew damn well what happened, but he's not taking the blame for this.
"...Okay cross Jimin off the list because he only acts like that when he doesn't want to take the blame for someone else." M/N shook his head at his friend.
"Didn't you listen to the voice?" Tae asked. (Cheeky ass)
"No? I was fully asleep and didn't pay attention to who it was, pabo"
"Oh-"
"Well find out who it is later! We need to start eating before someone, not saying who, decides he wants to devour the food, again" Jin mumbled the last part.
"Riiighht, anyway! How was the nap you two?" Jimin cheekily smiled.
"Pssh- nap? We totally smASHED-" M/N was attempting some sarcasm or joke? whatever he calls that in his head-
"Aannnd! I'm gonna stop you there N/N! The nap was great Jimin, but you guys should know, you took pictures." Yoongi glared at the other six.
"How-" Hobi went into a slight (gay) panic.
"You guys aren't very quiet, I was planning on yelling or sitting up, but I was too warm and comfortable." Yoongi shrugged.
"Soo you mean too lazy?" M/N snorted.
"I- sure." Yoongi sighed slightly.
Heyhey- so uh-yep, I haven't updated in a while, and this is shorter than last chapter but I want something out, because something is better than nothing right? Anyway- I might make next chapter more serious, longer(nohomo) for sure, and probably depressing?? Honestly I don't know, just depends on how I feel and what I decide. Skkks tysm for the reads ;( I
rllydontdeservethem. Also before I end this stupid A/ N! I get out of school in like two days, so I'll try and see if I can get some updates over summer break? byesorrythiswasshittyy
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