"I Hate My Self " - M.Yg x M!reader

Chapter 11

"c--CUNTLEBURGER!1"

"um--"
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"wHAT THE FUCK IS A CUNTLEBURGER?" Jimin didn't know if he was supposed to be offended by whatever that was. ((Answer is yes, cuntleburger is the most offending name bc I said so.))

"IT'S SOMETHING OKAY. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUDGING ME?"

"I'M NOT."

"YES YOU ARE."

"NO."

"YES-"

"bOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! IT'S TOO FUCKING EARLY" Yoongi hissed.

"SHUT UP YOU GRANDPA."

"bITCH? THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU WHORE"

" I'M NOT A WH-"

"nOT THIS AGAAAIN BOTH OF yOu ssToOpP" Jimin smacked m/n on his head.

"define sTop."

"uh"

"it means shut your fucking mOuth"

"FUCK YOU bItch"

"why do you swear so much n/n" Jin wanted to smack M/n for swearing so heckin much.

"uh--"

"because it's him."

"sEe? Jimin gets it"

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"hey n/n guess what" Jimin grinned.

"what?"

"yoongi-hyung has a big fat crush on you!"

"what- DON't TRICK ME LIKE THAT YOU JERK."

"I'M BEING SO HONEST THOUGH-"

"wHat aBOut yOonGi??" speak of Satan himself-

"your mom, hoe."

"wHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY mOM?"

"YOUr mOM"

iNSerT hOrriBLe soUThErn acCeNt ;
"tHats iT bUster!1 yEr gOiN tA bIg boYe jAil"

"uno reverse whorE"

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"psssst" Jimin nudged

"...." M/n looked at him then back at his phone.

"PSST." Jimin nudged him a bit harder this time.

".........." M/n didn't even look up from his phone this time.

"PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH"

"WHAT"

"hi"

"... bYe"

"RUDE!! 21! I was gonna say I lava you"

"oh, I lava you too"

"teehee"

"wait wasn't christmas supposed to happen in this story?"

"yes, but the author was very lazy, and also forgot to publish the Christmas special, then deleted it."

"aren't we breaking the fourth wall--"

"yes--"

stOP THEN IDIOTS.

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m/n and jimin proceed to get yelled at by ur girl here.

"M/nnnnn-"

"yes?"

"why isn't the story making any progress?"

"uhhhhh- the author wants to make progress and stuff but doesn't know h o w."

"oh yeah xjdjsjsj"

mMMMMMMmmmm don't mind me exposing myself xjdjeidiowdjakfl

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okok, this part will be serious, and maybe kinda a little too fast for the story BUT I'VE BEEN NEEDING THIS 2 FOKIN HAPPEN IN ORDER TO MAKE PROGRESS SMH.

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"M/n.." Yoongi started.

"hm?"

"u-um-- nevermi-"

"BITCH YOU BETTER DO IT OR I'LL KILL YOU" Jimin screched at his hyung.

"fOrk oFf!! I'm a shy gay okay-"

"anYWaYs! M/n."

"again, h m?"

"I kinda,, maybe like you."

"what-"

"not repeating it b y e"

Yoongi attempted to walk away but Jimin glared at him and shoved him back towards M/n.

"I umm.. Like you too,,"

"Wait what-"

"yeah xjdnenxnjs"

"O h"

"you know, this is the part where one of you asks the other out, like every fan fiction e v e r."

"shu-"

"JimIn hYUngs rIgHt yOonGi hyUng!" Jungkooks peaks his head into the room.

"Are all of you behind that wall?" M/n deadpans ((me ; typed deadpans. my keyboard ; deadass JxJFNDJFJS))

"y- OW! No."

"....."

"Guk, you're an idiot I swear-"

"yessir"

"ANYWAYS"

"M/N START DATING YOONGI OR I'M UNFRIENDING YOU ON ROBLoX"

"you wouldn't"

"I would"

"JDJDRKSI fine"

"Yoongi be my forking boyfriend."

"um- okay"

"happy jIMin?"

"No not really, wasn't romantic and gay"

"then you do it."

"nah, I'll just write it or something".

"Oh ok-- wait no- Jimin what---"

oK sOoOOOOOOOOOoo, yeah this is all I could come up with for this chapter, lmfao at least we got progress???? Idk. I didn't know how to do the whole asking out scene bc,, I've never been properly asked out nor asked someone out properly lolol. Also I'm a lonely single gay JXNSNXJSK my oWn bOOK MAKES ME FEEL SINGLE AND LONELY THIS IS nOt oKay sENd hElP-

cOUGHS.

I'm not high officer.  Anyways ty for 16k read uwu, and 100+ followers uwuwu.

^ that's too gay

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