A little A/N before I start this chapter! I said last chapter that I might make this one serious, I changed my mind, it's pretty obvious why, last chapter was chaotic and it'd seem tacky to just go from happy and chaotic,then out of random go to depressing. Sooo maybe some other time, (again tysm for the reads qwq)
M/N smirked at Yoongi who seemed done with the sarcasm n shit
"Aww~ Poor little baby are you maaad?"
".. I will slit your fucking throat-" Yoongi glared at the younger.
"That's a fuckin bet,"
Yoongi was actually grabbed a kniFE and literally pointed it at M/N- but was (thankfully) stopped by Jimin.
"hYYUUUNNG I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T KILL MY BEST FRRIIEND" Jimin screeched, pulling the knife away from Yoongi, the tip of it poInted at him. (Kids, don't do this, knives are very no fun to mess so don't play with them or I'll find u and ground u)
"jimInn hRrr I wanted to see if he actually had the balls to do it" M/N whined.
"... It's Yoongi,he would have done it, pabo. What would you have done if he had actually stabbed you?"
"Uhh--.. Um- uhHh- I don't know-- make him kiss my ass?" He shrugged.
".. I would never kiss your ass- first of all--" Yoongi said making a very disgusted face at M/N.
"Why not? It's cleeaaan-"
"I'm not into that type of stUff" Yoongi scoffed.
"Tccchhhh- rude"
"Can you two noT? I'm trying to eat" Jin huffed.
"Yeah yeah whatevErr" M/N said.
√ timeskip to where they're done eating bc your bitch here is lazy ༼(∩ ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡ ͡°)༽⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟ
"Yoongi you should actually help clean up instead of running of-" Jin sighed veRy frustrated when he saw Yoongi had left.
"Wait wheres M/N?" Jimin asked.
"Uhh- Yoongi might've dragged him off somewhere."
"yOU LAZY CUNtS I'm in the lIvIngrOOM" M/N's voice was loudly heard from a slight distance.
"Oh-"
"Well, N/N since you're in the living room, can you come back into the kitchen and help clean up?" Jin asked (praying he would help)
"I gUess since I'm not a lazy bitch- actually, yeah I am, but I'll still help, since I'm nIcE" M/N said as he waddled into the kitchen.
"Nice waddle" Jimin snorts.
"Shut your face, hoe, you're just jealous my ass is thicker than yours." M/N flipped Jimin off and walked over to where Jin was standing.
"How the hell does that have anything to do with what I just said-"
"Uhh-- I don't know-- it just dOes okAy-"
"Also, you're wrong- my ass is thicker than yours, pabo."
"Wanna bet?"
"... S t o p" Jin interrupted shaking his head at the two.
"But hyuung-"
"JImin sTOp" Taehyung said popping up randomly.
"Where the hell did you come from??" M/N glared at Taehyung because since he yanno popped out randomly, he started two out of six people, the two being Jimin and of course M/N.
"Uh-- I came from the bathroom...?"
"...and I oop-"
"aaAND I KOO-" Jungkook ran over to M/N and did a high five,
"Wasn't expecting that but ight, nonetheless it was nice" M/N giggled (lol get rek u giggle--mm actually, i'll just say it was an accidental giggle dndme bc idk,)
"aWW M/N that was cutEe-" Jimin uwu'd.
"Shut up"
"Aannnnd there went ((im- kms I just saw the mistake)) the one cute thing about you-"
"jIMMINN SHUT YOUR FACEE-- M/N IS ADORABLE" Tae cooed squishing M/N's face.
"Uhm?? I feel attacked??" M/N felt as if he were suffering (lmao why did I write that im upset with my self bc if Taehyung even glanced at me I'd die right there)
"See Taehyung? He's a rat, not cute." Jimin stuck his tongue out at M/N.
"Some rats are cute though!!" Taehyung said, still squishing poor (little, literally.) M/N's face.
"Can you stop squishing my face?" M/N dully asked.
"Fine" Tae stopped squishing the youngers face.
√ another time skip to after they're done cleaning bc I'm lazy but wbk this
"FUCK OW--" Randomly a sCreaM was heard from M/N somewhere in the damn place.
"uH- N/N YOU OKAY??" Namjoon shouted, trying to figure out where the hell M/N is.
"NO-- I TRIPPED OVER ONE OF YEONTANS TOYS"
(I probably seem tacky rn bc I'm just now mentioning Yeontan smh, I've been meaning to bring him in since the fourth(?)chapter but I never got around to it because it slipped my mind, sorry)
"Tae-- weren't you supposed to clean those up" Jin seethed.
"Uhm--haaaa--maybe-- I swear I did though!" Tae (totally and secretly) pouted.
"I thINKK I BROKE MY ANKLEEE IT FUCKING HURTS" M/N whined.
"I tHiNk YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE DRAMATIC N/N" Jimin sighed because his best friend.
"I'M NOT BEING DRAMATIC YOU JERK-- tHIS SHIT HURTS"
"Tae, since it was your dogs stuff, you have to go help him." Jin said in an actual mom voice
"fiNe-- wAIT-- M/N WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU??"
"UhM-- I dON'T KNOW" M/N's words made everyone in the room sigh.
√ skipping after Tae found him bc I'm too tired to make a whole ass thing of him looking
Taehyung snorted when he saw M/N glaring at the dog toy, pouting too.
Tae crouched down in front of him.
"Hi."
"fuck yoU" M/N huffed.
"All I said was hi, jerk." Tae scoffed, oBvIoUsly 'hurt'.
"Anyway, have you even tried getting up?"
"No.. Too lazy." M/N (lazily like always ((no offense lmao)) sk) leaned on Taehyung so he could get up.
Taehyung stood up, and grabbed M/Ns' arm-- pulling him up too.
"See? It's not broken, pabo"
"Shut u p,"
"Rude" Tae pouted.
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"See M/N-- told you that you were being dramatic." Jimin stuck his tongue out.
"I will cut your fucking tongue out if you don't shut up I swear to g-"
"Someone's salty." Jimin chuckled.
"Okay, where's a knife?" M/N was glaring at Jimin-- you think they'd be somewhat nice to each other since they're best friends.
hI sO uHM f u c k-- why did it take me so damn long to get this out smh, this chapter is a flop, I'm sorry :(. Anyway-- I was being honest when I said this chapter would be ((somewhat)) longer than last chapter :)).
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