"I Hate My Self " - M.Yg x M!reader

Chapter six- jimin,u pabo

'•Still Yoongis POV•°

Why does Jimin think I.. Like.. M/N, that's dumb, I barely know him! Ahh whatever, I'll kill him later.

Wait, maybe this is payback for me saying he likes Jin.

nOT MY FAULT I SNOOPED THROUGH HIS PHONE.. okay maybe it is my fault.

But he left his phone out-

Okay no he didn't

I just really wanted blackmail against him,

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When we were all back in the living room, M/N..being him decided to be dramatic and sighed really loudly, then he rolled over on top of mE! Is this what I get for letting him sit next to me?

"cAN YOU nOT?"

"What?" He said acting innocent.

"You little-"

"I'm not lITTLE!"

"bULLSHIT"

"bULLY"

"NO, YOU JUST WON'T GET OFF-"

"YEAH BECAUSE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE-"

"jUST GET OFF-"

"NO-"

"YEs-"

"nO"

"ggggeet offf"

"nno"

I groaned because he's heavy, the position he is in is causing tons of weight.

"hhRr thIS POSITION iS CaUSING yOU tO be hEAvY"

"oKay aNd?"

"oKay aNd- tHAT MEANS GET OFF PABO"

"NAHhh"

"Get off"

"No"

"jIIIImIIIN HEELLPP"

"uHM NO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BRING ME INTO THIS" Jimin yelled out running into the kitchen

"aISH GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME BRAT"

"lolololol he ain't helping you bitch"

".....g e t off"

"Why should I?"

"Because I'm your hyung, and because I said"

"Not good enough to me"

Finally, someone, (cough Jin cOUGH) picked up M/N and plopped him elsewhere on the couch.

"ThhAnk ggod"

"Rude, I was having fun"

"I wasn't! "

"Yeah, because you're a grandpa"

".....so what..does that make Jin a grandma?"

"Wait what?" Jin asked

"If I'm a grandpa, you're a grandma"

"....Do I look like a girl to you? "

"Well, I mean-"

"Don't answer that. I'm not a grandma."

"Whatever, grandma "

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"FffffuUCk" M/N screeched.

"Whats wrong now?" Jimin sighed at him

"I can't remember if I got my dad's number"

".... "