"I Hate My Self " - M.Yg x M!reader

Chapter Five- taehyung get off me

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"Hi M/N!"

... Damn he's heavy!

"hI NOW GET OFF BEFORE YOU LITERALLY KILL ME I'M SHORTER THAN YOU"

"I don't think I'll kill you-- but okay fine I'll get off,"

When he got off of me I automatically did a dramatic breath.

"tHAANK THE LORD NAMJESUS"

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"...Namjesus? Really?" Jungkook asked me.

"Bitch thE fUCK ARE YOU JUDGING ME?"

"I- NO I'M NOT!"

"bET"

"M/N for someone that's depressed and bullied you have a lot of energy my dude." Jimin told me.

"Well, would you prefer me being sad all the time?"
(There I changed it. I felt horrible that it was offensive.. I'm so sorry.)

"Nah I like how you are."

"Okay then see ya damn hoe?"

"..None of that made sense"

"Yeah it did, your mind is just to simple to understand it"

"..."

"You guys are fucked up--" Yoongi said

"Yeah I know when did you notice,"

"Right then-"
He got interrupted by my phone ringing

"Hang on lemme check this reaal quick--"

"Heelo?"

"M/N I thought I told you not to go to Korea."

"Well, you did, I just didn't listen."

"You're comin-"

"Yeah no, bye mom!"
I said while hanging up.

"..That's kinda rude to just hang up on your mom," Jin told me.

"Yeeah well, obviously I don't really care,"

"M/N.." Namjoon said.

"Nope!" I said walking away from them.

Jimin picked me up and let me tell you, he's strong and it scared the fuck outta me.

"WHAT THE FUCK---"

"Chill out hoe"

"No, when you get picked up unexpectedly, talk to me then you bitch."

"Show some respect will ya?"

"Nah I'm good."

"Respect me you hoe I'm your hyung-"

"Your hyung? I thought your name was Jimin, hm guess I was wrong!"

"oKAY LISTEN HERE YOU RAT-"

"Last I checked- I wasn't a rodent!"

"I-... I seriously give up with your gay ass"

"Yeah, my ass is gay, so what? "

"...... I-"

"Okkaayy this conversation went gay!"
Jungkook said while running into Taehyung.

"OW-"

"WHAT THE HEEKJDJD JUNGKOOK?" Tae screeched .

"WELLLL I'M GAY, I'M PRETTY SURE WE'RE ALL GAY HERE" I yelled.

"wELL maybe not all of us, Jin and Namjesus are very gay for each other." I said obviously busy in deep gay thoughts,

"I- I'm not gay though,," Namjoon was obviously confused as of how I knew his secret.