"I Hate My Self " - M.Yg x M!reader

chapter 15

surprise for those who read the full thing instead of skipping <3

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"Bruh, that's what your banana milk is probably saying about you-"

"you're dumb, like, really dumb-"

((is it just me or is the humor in this book getting annoying-))

"Yeah, I know-"

timeskip bc um- that made no sense and I'm not fixing it or changing it :)

"Kook-"

"Hm?"

"I just realized me n Yoongi haven't even- known each other for that long, and we're d a t i n g-"

"haha you're like every fanfiction"

"THAT'S NOT FUnnY!"

"wait no- not every fanfiction, the sTrAiGht ones."

((coME AT ME BUT LIKE- THE STRAIGHT FANFICS ON HERE ZOOOM into dating- then again- this kinda did too so like--))

"how do you even know about fanfictions-"

"uhh- I don't wanna talk about it-"

"lEmme see your phone really quickly."

"nO-"

M/n snatched it anyways, letting out a 'tsk' noise when he was able to get into it instantly, but like, not really.

"really? That's such a lame password, ARMY."

"how'd you even guess it-"

"tattoos."

"fuck-"

"Just kidding, but thanks for letting me know your password!"

"WAIT THAT'S NOT FAIR-"

"yeah it is, that's proof you're dumb too."

M/n quickly swiped over onto the next page of Jungkooks phone, and saw wattpad.

"whY DO YOU HAVE WATTPAD-"

"nO REASON, GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK BEFORE I SOB"

"N O. I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU READ"

tapping on the app, he pressed the library option and immediately regretted his decision.

"why is your library filled with nothing but Obama x Sonic-"

"quit judging me"

"I'm not, but um- single father--"

"SHHH-"

(No but really, single father's a great story djdjjsnf).

"Your library kinda wack."

Jungkook huffed. "I bet yours is full of smut."

"yeah"

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Y/sn (your son's name) tilted his head at you in confusion.

"So... You and daddy.. got married because of uncle Jiminie? And.. uncle Koo has a weird library? I didn't know he owned a library!"

You let out a long laugh,

"Pretty much, and no, Koo doesn't own a library, silly."

"Oh.." he looked disappointed,

"but, I'm sure if you mention it he'll buy one, just for you."

Yoongi's voice startled you as he stood next to you.

"You left out how much you swore, and the sm-"

"He's too young-"

"...he's five, I'm sure his teachers swore from annoyance from his classmates"

You rolled your eyes, but smiled nonetheless.

"Anyways," you paused to glare at Yoongi, then continued. "You need to go to bed, it's past your bedtime."

"But I wanna hear if you met grandpa!!"

"honey- you know I met him, he was just over here earlier today"

"oh yeah- I forgot" he giggled,

"that's your kid" Yoongi chuckled.

"technically, he's only yours, I didn't get the gir-"

"Shut up, next time it's your turn."

"ew"

You both looked down at your son's bed, and saw he'd fallen asleep.

Yoongi only grinned, he had so much admiration for the boy, he felt content with his life.

You both exited the room, and as soon as you closed the door, you just h a d to ruin the sweet, and soft mood.

"What if I hadn't gone to Korea that day? What if Jimin and I never became frie-"

You were interrupted by Yoongis hand over your mouth, and well, you being..

You.

You licked his hand.

Yoongi looked at you with disgust,
"Remind me why I married you?"

You shrugged, "you're the one who fell for my sorry ass"

You loved your relationship with Yoongi, you two could insult each other endlessly, but you both still knew it was just fun and games, and you both still loved each other.

One time, you two were playfully arguing infront of Jimin, but it sounded like an actual argument so that day ended with Jimin beating Yoongis ass.

Your life had improved so, so much.

From being bullied in highschool, to marrying one of the most famous k-pop idols, and having a beautiful child.

Sometimes you felt like you were living in a fanfiction, a very, very cringe fanfiction.

You and Yoongi had waited until you were married for about a year, then you talked about having Y/sn, and honestly? Best decision.

You couldn't wait to grow old with Yoongi.

the end <3

If you actually stuck around and read this story, thank you oh my god- I literally never updated, and honestly? I lost motivation, but!! I gained just enough to make and finish this chapter (aka the final one) and yes, I'm aware I said I'd make smUt, but I saw a few comments on the uh- I don't even remember- saying that they weren't really comfortable with smut, so I decided against it for their sake <3

Anyways! This is the first, and only story I'll probably ever finish.

Sorry the ending seemed rushed !

(If you're a unus annus fan ((rip ua in a few days when I publish this)) and you like crankiplier, I'm thinking abt publishing a story teehee).

the final word count of this story : 853