jxdjudisd apparently im doing actual numbers now lmao.
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"You two are gonna make me cry" Taehyung glared at them.
"what the hell did we do??" Yoongi glared right back
"yOu dIdNt sTARt dAtIng pRoPerLy11!" Jimin dramatically sighs.
"oh that" M/n rolls his eyes.
"yeah THaT"
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"ppssst yoongay." M/n pokes Yoongi's cheek.
"hm?"
"you're kinda cute."
"jshehezjsjieiaod"
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u know those rlly cute cliche moments where couples are sitting a certain way like where one is laying down with their head in the others lap uwu, basically how this scene is playing out rn dontjudgemeimsoftgay
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M/n's eyes scan all of Yoongi's face.
'He's so gorgeous, that's like the opposite of fair hHHHhhHhh :('
Yoongi noticed M/n staring at him and booped his nose.
"M/n, you're staring."
"sorry you're just like,, reaallly pretty hhhHh"
"y'all are sOooo gay, but it's cute and making me mad that I'm sINGLE!!!" Jimin whined.
"hah, get noob" M/n snorts
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"so like, are we dating?" M/n awkwardly laughs
"uhh,, I think so?"
"KISS!!" Jimin screeched.
"...NO"
"yEs"
"nO we jUst got toGEthEr!!"
".. do iT aNyWAys!"
"NO!"
actually happened with my crush^^ we were having a sleepover for DND at his house and he kNOWs I like him so he was cuddling me to tease me, but he got a gf so it's not hetero!! anyways, so our friend was like "KISS!!" and we were like "omg ew no that's GAY, he has a gf" "Do it anyway!" Lmao, then the friend kept saying "shiiP!" And "cutest couple!!"
iLl go now.
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M/n and Yoongi had made their great escape!.... to Yoongi's bedroom.. That's mega ga-
so r u
fuck you >:(
GAAay!
ANYWAYS. Yoongi and M/n were cuddling. Shocker, right? Totally like they haven't done this plenty of times before.
"mmMm" M/n suddenly makes this random noise
I cant talk bc I do that shit in class skdndnfnnd
"..?"
"This is like,, mega gayy"
"okay, you're mega gay"
"yeaaah, mega gay for you"
"Jdndncjdjfjek"
"haH flustered whore."
"bitch"
"rat"
Jimin suddenly smacked Yoongi and M/n on the back of their heads.
"oW whAt tHe fUck yOu rATT!!" M/n screeched
"kISS"
"what is with your obsession about us?"
"uhh,, I dunno, y'all are cute and ship,"
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MMMMM short chapter kms, I wanted something out n I didn't wanna do small part of ___ again, so,, yhh. Also, if I made a book like, Reddie or another IT ship, would it be a waste of my time or would it get read? lol. (fr I need an answer to tht, comments..? :( )
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