"c--CUNTLEBURGER!1"
"um--"
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"wHAT THE FUCK IS A CUNTLEBURGER?" Jimin didn't know if he was supposed to be offended by whatever that was. ((Answer is yes, cuntleburger is the most offending name bc I said so.))
"IT'S SOMETHING OKAY. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUDGING ME?"
"I'M NOT."
"YES YOU ARE."
"NO."
"YES-"
"bOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! IT'S TOO FUCKING EARLY" Yoongi hissed.
"SHUT UP YOU GRANDPA."
"bITCH? THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU WHORE"
" I'M NOT A WH-"
"nOT THIS AGAAAIN BOTH OF yOu ssToOpP" Jimin smacked m/n on his head.
"define sTop."
"uh"
"it means shut your fucking mOuth"
"FUCK YOU bItch"
"why do you swear so much n/n" Jin wanted to smack M/n for swearing so heckin much.
"uh--"
"because it's him."
"sEe? Jimin gets it"
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"hey n/n guess what" Jimin grinned.
"what?"
"yoongi-hyung has a big fat crush on you!"
"what- DON't TRICK ME LIKE THAT YOU JERK."
"I'M BEING SO HONEST THOUGH-"
"wHat aBOut yOonGi??" speak of Satan himself-
"your mom, hoe."
"wHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY mOM?"
"YOUr mOM"
iNSerT hOrriBLe soUThErn acCeNt ;
"tHats iT bUster!1 yEr gOiN tA bIg boYe jAil"
soOOo- kinda forgot to update bc finals this week, and schoold been forcing dum knowledge that I forget in the first five seconds down my throat smh. AlSO! 1 I got 100 followers:(( ngl kinda feel spoiled bc the reads and follows lmfao, I promise I'll get the full chapter out when I can :( sorry y'all have 2 wait on my slow self.
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