"OKAY BIGBOY PROBLEM!!!!!!"Jungkook squealed
"and that is..?" Namjoon looks at the younger, slightly expecting a serious response.
"I nEED HELP ON FRACTURED BUT HOLE-"
"...what?"
"..the south park game?" Jungkook looked very offended.
"Ohh"
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"lOVe mE yOu hEcK" Jimin was chasing M/n around the house, for some...gay reason Jimin wanted a kiss, it was no homo though, they have socks on.
"I'M NOT KISSING YOU"
((y'all are probably like 'iD kIss hIm wTf' LMFAO I would too tho, I better get paid tho,I ain't giving this shit for fRrEE! jkjk-))
"whY NOT??"
"THAT'S GAY AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
"wE CAN DO POLY! JUST GIMME A SMOOCH N I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE"
"NO!"
"yES"
"JiMiN fUCK OFF"
"nO GIMME A KISS"
"will you leave me thE FUCK alOne if I do?"
"yes."
"oKay fIne- I'm a lip virgin though so fuck you"
Jimin smirks as M/n hesitates big time.
Little did they know, the birthday boy was watching thi-
((In Korea and some other places, not in America-))
Shut up they're in Korea.
ANywAy- birthday boy was watching this, and glaring at Jimin. Jimin was well aware of this.
"fuck off" Yoongi snatched M/n by his hand and dragged him to a different room.
Jimin simply smiled in return.
"Oh I'm such an asshole"
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"aWw Yoongs, you were jealous?"
"No, I was mad because I wanted to kiss Jimin"
M/n rolls his eyes.
"Salty bitch"
M/n cups Yoongi's face, "Okay, you realize I wasn't actually going to kiss him, right"
Yoongi awkwardly looked away.
"I was gonna run away dumbass"
M/n quickly pecks Yoongi on the lips before... running away- tch. Coward.
Yoongi just..sat there, really confused.
'huh, would that be considered his first kiss..? I'll just go ahead and say yeah,'
Yoongi went to go look for the idiot.
((Insults = yes. I'm not a tsundere I swear 👀))
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Yoongi eventually did find him, he was on Jungkooks back, and had just yelled 'HELl yEAh!! I'm TAll nOW!'
wheeeew, lmao idfk. It's 7 pm for me, I just got done dying my hair again , iM TIRED N TRYNA RELAX- but I needed some type of an update or whatever, idk. Also your dumbass author here got a piercing right below her lip :).
((My hair is purple btw- just the ends bc I don't wanna fully kill my PRECIOUS HAIR))
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