yeetus, its now um.. 12 am 😩
"fuuCk! JunGkOoK iTs sO bIG!!"
"shhh!! You'll wake everyone up if you're too loud!!"
"I can't help it!!!"
.
.
JunGkOoK randomly burst into laughter, "JJEJS Jimin just messaged me and asked if we're fucking"
"..TeLl hIm yEs-"
"oKay BeT-"
...
"YOONGI HYUNG THE RABBITS STEALING YOUR BOYFRIEND AND FUCKING HIMM" was heard through the home.
"...uH oH- iNto thE clOseT wE gO-" Jungkook snatched M/n by the arm and pushed him in the closet, pushing himself in as well.
Jungkook sent Jimin a text saying 'snitch 😤'
im not a snitch, tf.
tF, u are, whore.
you're the one stealing hyungs mans 💅💅
wE WEREN'T ACTUALLY FUCKING, HES GONNA KILL ME AND M/N NOW.
haha, sucks 4 u.
fuvk yuo
what tf is a yuo 💀
sgut td ip hed jnside mt roon
then why r u typing like ur drunk 👁️👄👁️
bx km svard
sVARd hEADASS 😷
sthu std having ass.
excUsME??
CKME GET YOKNGI HGUFG
nah, im good ;)
FJCK YOU
gay
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Jungkook and M/n were still in the closet, both panicked, if they were smart they would've ran out of the room, hopped out the window, something other than the closet.
Suddenly, M/n started sucking on Jungkooks neck-
'MoTHER FUCKER-'
Jungkook attempted to make M/n stop, but hE woUldNt-
.
Jungkook was even more panicked now because he had a hickey.
JIIIIMKNN HEELP M/N GAVE ME A HICCKEEEY
EJFNNSD WHAT-
"OI YOONGI hYUNG- they weren't having sex, chill your protective gay."
"prove it."
Jimin hid the hickey part, and let Yoongi look at the messages.
"O-"
Jungkook had began giving M/n a hickey, and M/n's sub headass, MOANED LIKE AN IDIOT-
"hOLD UP"
Yoongi then threw the closet door open, to find M/n covering his mouth, and Jungkook glaring at M/n.
"TheY wERenT hAvInG sEx, Jimin, why the fuck do they have hickeys??"
M/n had uncovered his mouth and yelled out "WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX!! I GAVE HIM A HICKEY BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY AND HE DID IT TOO-"
"snItCh"
"SHuT thE fuCk uP rAbbIT"
"yOu shUT UP"
"nO-"
"I'LL DROP KICK YOUR SHORT ASS"
"BITCH YOU WON'T"
"bE-"
"...both of you shut up-" Yoongi pinched the bridge of his nose
"dude, you're supposed to be my boyfriend, and you're telling me to shut up? uGH I'm lEAvIng a bAd rEviEW!!"
"I mean..hey, M/n, I can replace him y'know-"
"DJFN SHUT UP RABBIT"
"I'M JUST SAYING!!"
"WHAT- YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR SOMETHING??"
"nO, BUT I WOULDN'T MIND DATING YOU-"
"...heCK, aLRiGht-"
"EXCUSE ME-" Jimin smacked Jungkook on the back of the head.
"what-"
"You're ruining the couple, you bitch"
"oH iM sO sOrrY"
Yoongi rolled his eyes at the idiots.
"M/n, why were you saying 'its sO bIg' then-"
"OH JDND BECAUSE THE GAME, YOU SEE THERE WAS A MONSTER COMING AFTER MY ASS SO YOU KNOW."
"Okay, you know what? I'm going back to bed" Yoongi then turned around and left Jungkooks bedroom.
Jimin left the room as well.
"Okay so we either finish the game, or pussy out and play something else, or sleep"
"how about sex-"
"nO."
"you're no fun N/n"
"go fuck your banana milk"
"eW??"
aAAA HI SORRY IM- I don't understand why I take a whole ass month to write this shIT when g o o d authors take like,, a week or so 😔
((Edit: wHEN ASS MONTH- LMAOOO-))
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